Author: systems

  • Virgo 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Aw shucks. Another Virgo spontaneously combusted. Don’t let it be you next! Okay, so Virgins aren’t actually randomly exploding (that we know of), but you could feel pretty close to a meltdown thanks to the vibe encouraging you to be pulled in a million different, too-busy directions. In order to come out unscathed (and unexploded), it will likely be helpful to fairly balance your needs and your need-to-do’s. Channel that Virgo Moon energy. You can do it, V!

  • Leo 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Why can’t you just lay around all day while someone strokes your hair? Seems fair enough to me. But no, we’re expected to get up, adult, and not just lounge around in our coziest pajamas while someone feeds us grapes. Adulting is such bull crap! At least, it feels that way when we have to do all the things, and there are too many things we have to do, none of which we want to do. That pull today will be brought to you by the vibe. If that makes you want to stick out your tongue in pure obstinance, I feel you. But that the energy will be so good for making strong connections and for figuring out how to better balance your needs while helping other people. You could learn some powerful lessons if you stop bemoaning your fate and just get on with it. Hey, maybe someone can stroke your hair and tell you you’re pretty AFTER work? That could work.

  • Cancer 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… To people or not to people — that’s the real question. The energy could have you pulled in totally different directions. If it seems like everyone in the whole world will be making demands on your time, don’t forget that you are totally allowed to make space for yourself. Connections will come easily with this energy, but finding the balance between what other people want from you and what you need will be key to making this day amazing. Draw those boundaries and make your way through this day — whether you choose to people or not!

  • Gemini 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Good thing you’ve got Twin-ergy to spare, Gem. Use your twin-ergy to handle all the crazy curve balls today’s vibe throws at you. Being pulled in multiple directions may just be a day in your life, and you’ll likely be better equipped to deal with this day than the rest of the Zodiac. Just try to find the balance between being there for others and giving yourself what you need. Work in some added self-care, and you’ll likely come out of it like a pop star on a comeback tour ready to take on the world.

  • Taurus 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Is it too early to prepare for hibernation? The answer is yes, Taurus. With the vibe promoting a pull to indulge yourself with a side of wanting to forget all your worries, you could be tempted to hide under the covers with a pile of acorns by your side. And by acorns, I mean comfort foods. Fear not, my friend! You can make the most of the vibes by working towards a balance between rest and productivity. How’s that for a Tuesday challenge? Game on, Bull.

  • Aries 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Adulting might be the bane of your existence some days, but don’t you look cute doing it? Heckin yeah, you do, Aries! Strut your stuff. Just be sure to strut it directly into work because with today’s vibe, you just might feel pulled in a million billion different directions. Now that we’ve clarified what all the planets will be up to today, you might want to flow in the direction of your couch and your favorite streaming service while your boss would like you to sit your cute butt in a chair and get your nose out of joint and back to the grindstone. Decisions, decisions! Better do the adulting stuff and get it over with so you can get back to eating popcorn and watching mindless TV. You can do it. Balance all the things and look super adorable doing it, you wide-eyed wanderer toward the television set!

  • 6-5-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: What you believe has a tremendous impact on what is possible. You can use the power of your mind to forge your future into whatever you desire. Just believe in your soul. Your innermost YOU knows the way.

  • Pisces 6-5-23

    Jun 5, 2023… Well, this Monday looks cloudy with a chance of stupid. Pisces, keep your empathy close as the energy unleashes big vibes for analysis that could provoke your hypercritical side. It could be hard to bite your tongue if you let the vibes take control. However, you can reorient your mind for better benefits. For instance, some analysis and your intuition could combine into thoughtfully gauging others in order to work well together. If you can think it, you can do it. Go for gold, Fishes.

  • Aquarius 6-5-23

    Jun 5, 2023… Aquarius, release your inhibitions! Like, within reason. So, the vibe will unleash excellent energies for going after what you want, but it could be helpful to remember to use your head when listening to your heart. If you go off of desire alone, you may very well end up in rather sticky situations, my friendly Water Bearer. You know, like chasing down a cute animal you “NEED” to pet that turns out to have rabies. Yikes! Keep your heart close and your head closer.

  • Capricorn 6-5-23

    Jun 5, 2023… Luck? Pfft! You’re all about the hard work, clever Capricorn. But don’t dismiss luck entirely. Today could really feel like your lucky day with this vibe. Just analyze the day and see where you might have an advantage. Maybe noticing someone’s terrible mood helps you head off a potential conflict with a handy solution. If you put that lucky feeling to work for you, you’ll likely make this Monday one for the books, crafty Cappy!