Author: systems

  • Taurus 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… My ancestor’s ghost told me you’re a liar, so I’m calling you out! Taurus, while the vibe will be all for productivity, you might have to exercise your right to stand up for yourself as the Moon enters Virgo to conjunct Mars and promotes chances for people taking credit for what’s yours. You can overcome the negative vibes by being strong AND kind AND still not be taken advantage of. Assert yourself and claim what you’ve earned, Bull. You worked hard for it.

  • Aries 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… No one needs to tell you to rock a bossy vibe. That’s just peak Aries energy right there. The energy will be strong for taking care of business. Or, as you call it, an ordinary Monday. While you may make even more progress than usual (wow- boggles the mind, right?), you could find yourself needing to lead with a kind but firm hand — at work, not in the bedroom. Although that works, too. Anyway, if someone tries to take advantage of all your hard work, you’ll be quick to set them straight, but do it kindly to preserve your relationships, and you might make it through this day with your bossy pants still firmly on and a smile on your face. Go get it, my friend.

  • 5-7-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: Collecting action figures may be frowned upon after a certain age for some people, but if it makes you happy then it doesn’t matter what someone else deems appropriate. Having an agglomeration of your favorites, whether they be stamps, candles, dolls, or vinyl records, is good for your soul. What you surround yourself with changes your mood — and finding a new one can give you a boost. You deserve to keep the little things that bring you a bit of joy each day. Feed your soul!

  • Pisces 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… If this day feels like one twisty pretzel, remember that warm twisty pretzels are delicious and settle down. The energetic vibe today could pack some serious surprises in your relationships, but it might look more like happy surprises and deeper connections. It could feel a little weird but in the best possible way. And if things get too wacky, grab a warm pretzel and ride it out, clever Fishy.

  • Aquarius 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Better buy some popcorn because this day will surely be entertaining, Aquarius. The vibe will be bringing in some interesting plot twists thanks to the strange vibes. If a relationship has felt predictable, you might be in for a wild surprise — generally the good kind. So, pay attention. Maybe you’ll even be the one to change things up today. This Sunday, you’ll likely find yourself connecting in a big way and having the best time doing it, friendly Water Bearer. Mind passing me the popcorn so I can enjoy the show?

  • Capricorn 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Super freaky! That’s you, Cap, and I mean that as a compliment. There will be fabulous vibes for being as eccentric and wild as your innermost weirdness can be. You can use these vibes to boost your creativity and break through any blockages that have kept you from doing your creative thang. Love, live, and eat weirdness. Well, maybe don’t eat weird things if you don’t know where they came from. Embrace your inner freak, Goat.

  • Sagittarius 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Hope you don’t have motion sickness, Sag, because this day could be one wild ride. The energetic vibe could be hot for connections. Singles could find themselves really connecting over a conversation while those in relationships might get thrown a curve ball, but probably a really good one. Things could get pretty bananas, but you’ll love the weird and wacky vibe going on. It’ll appeal to your inner sense of wonder — and mischief. So, soak it in, and know that good things can come from sitting back to enjoy this wild rollercoaster of a day. But take a barf bag just in case, mmkay?

  • Scorpio 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Make art, not farts! Okay, I’ll admit that’s not the best slogan. I’ll work on that if you work towards creative endeavors this Sunday. Scorpio, there will be eccentric energies that will be excellent for embracing your weirdness and loving it. Even better, the vibes can be channeled into unlocking your imagination and inspiration, so you can get (back) into the swing of your creative hobbies or desires. Don’t hold back, Scorpio. Chase after the weird possibilities! Make and create to your heart’s delight.

  • Libra 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… BOO! Did I surprise ya? Well, this might do the trick, Libra. Surprises in relationships will be promoted by the vibe today. These incoming vibes could bring twists and turns to existing relationships or you could even discover a new spark (romantic or platonic) as these will be amazing energies for making connections. Keep your eyes peeled for the possibilities of change. OR — hear me out — you can take some initiative and seek change for yourself. Go for it, Scales.

  • Virgo 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Relationshippy Virgos could be in for some plot twists and shouts today with the vibe today — but mostly in a good way. Meanwhile, solo Virgos could find themselves connecting on a whole new level by confronting issues head-on at work or with people you care about. Either way, the vibe will likely be a little on the weird side, but nothing you can’t handle in your sleep if you had to. Maybe grab some popcorn and enjoy the show, V, because it’ll likely be entertaining if nothing else. Enjoy!