Author: systems

  • Cancer 4-24-23

    Apr 24, 2023… Looking Sunday in the rearview like it’s the one that got away could be everyone’s mood this Monday, dear Cancer. And every Monday for all time, unless you’re in vacay mode. With today’s energy, you could definitely feel your goals and intentions coming through clearly. Wanting to focus on your dream, lottery fantasy, or next vacation could have you giving work some serious side eye — like some ho who just stole your whole weekend — but don’t forget that another weekend will come, and you could actually do something today to take you a little closer to whatever you dream about, clever Cancer. To get over Sunday, you may really have to get under this Monday — and if you feel like it just ran you over, just know it’s all a part of adulting, work weeks, and getting you to the next awesome thing ahead in your amazing life.

  • Gemini 4-23-23

    Apr 24, 2023… Spending some cash might align a little more with your mood than making it today, Gem, but you can’t spend it if you don’t got it. The vibe could have you feeling extra intuitive today and wanting little more than a day to let your creative juices flow. Um, that sounds kind of sticky, but you know what I mean. You might feel more like expressing yourself than working for the (hu)man, but you can use these expressive vibes to get your point across at work. Not through interpretive dance but with actual words. Or, you know what, maybe a flash mob could work wonders. You do you.

  • Taurus 4-24-23

    Apr 24, 2023… You’re here for your horoscope, yeah? Bold of you to assume I wrote one. I’m joking. Why so serious, Taurus? Oh, it could be the energies promoting being in your head too much. That’s a real downer. There’s a high chance that you’ll trap yourself in your own noggin, but you can battle that negative potential. Pro tip to assist you in unlocking your head cage: Use your senses. See, hear, or touch something (whichever senses you have) to bring you into the here and now. When you tether yourself to the real world with your senses, you give yourself an escape route from your mind prison. Jailbreak time, Bull!

  • Aries 4-24-23

    Apr 24, 2023… Wanting to go back to bed on a Monday and pull the covers over your head may not be the most original thought, and with today’s vibe, you can expect your creativity to be turned all the way up. Since she’s also opposing Venus, perhaps you’ll want to retreat into a blanket fort or change your name, leave the country, roll up to a monastery, and take a vow of silence, poverty, and chastity…except without any of the silence, poverty, or chastity because that doesn’t sound like your jam. You’ll just take the peaceful digs far away from work, responsibility, and peopleing. Farewell, adulting. Or maybe use some of that creativity for powering through what you need to get done rather than using it to fantasize about your escape from a Monday you’d rather spend comfortably dreaming than uncomfortably working.

  • 4-23-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: The butterflies in the skies are so gorgeous and free that we don’t often stop to consider what they were before. All butterflies were once caterpillars confined to the earth as little worms, with limited view of the world, but they underwent epic change in order to take their freedom and fly. Even if it hurts when your wings are growing, it is worth the changes you’ll go through.

  • Pisces 4-23-23

    Apr 23, 2023… Wakey, wakey! Smell the eggs and bacon (or the vegan equivalent)! Pisces, you could have a hard time getting out of a lazy, dreamlike funk this Sunday as the vibe promotes dreamy energies. It’s not necessarily a bad thing to go along with the vibes and allow your brain to get some rest and relaxation. The challenge comes with making sure you don’t overdo the chilling by totally ignoring your responsibilities. Make time for not doing anything, but also be sure to do something in between the rests. A little planning can turn the distracting energies into productivity. Get to it, Fishes.

  • Aquarius 4-23-23

    Apr 23, 2023… While you overthink your overthinking, Aquarius, maybe ask yourself if it’ll really be necessary today. After all, with the vibe today, you’ll likely see your thoughts and feelings move into alignment, creating a sense of peace. Instead of reaching for some more worry, try enjoying the feeling. While you’ll likely come across some big thoughts and feelings, spending your time dwelling on them could only ever disrupt that sense of peace. Allow yourself to just go with it, Water Bearer, and let your busy brain take a well-deserved rest. Ride this dream boat into smooth sailing!

  • Capricorn 4-23-23

    Apr 23, 2023… Smoother than the smoothest smoothie. What’s that, Cap? Well, the vibes, of course. No, they won’t be edible. Rather, the vibe will be reflecting dreamy, smooth energies with a dash of incredible intuition. Delicious! Just be careful you don’t overindulge in the vibes, buddy. Too much of a good thing can be bad, and I’m not just talking a tummy ache. Soaking in too much of this energy could leave you feeling spacey and super out of it. When you take it in small doses, though, you’ll likely experience an intuition power up. That’s what I’m talking about, Goat!

  • Sagittarius 4-23-23

    Apr 23, 2023… Was your father part sky, because you sure are a windbag! I’m only kidding, Sag. Talk away. In fact, you can embrace the rocking vibes of letting it alll out from the Moon moving into Pisces and then conjunct big, gassy Jupiter. Just don’t fall into the trap of talking too much about yourself (your ideas, your achievements, etc.) without listening to other people. Communication is a two way street, so do your best to yield to the right of way. Stay mindful about that and you can rock right along with the vibes. Time to fly, Archer.

  • Scorpio 4-23-23

    Apr 23, 2023… Wassssup yoooo? You get me, Scorpio. Speaking of getting people, your communication will likely be on point, especially for sharing what’s in your heart, thanks to the energy today. Of course, the vibes can only support you if you use them. Take advantage of the energies to have necessary conversations that you’ve been putting off or that pop up today. You could find that resolving relationship issues or concerns is only a heartfelt, respectful conversation away. Make your move, Scorpio — with words!