Jan 2, 2023… You won’t have to climb over the mound of a person whose slowness made the mistake of trying to walk in front of you, Virgo. You’ll be more likely to take a different route rather than road rage or mow down a slow-moving coworker or passerby today. Full honesty, you’ll still have that determined drive to get to where you’re going at your estimated time of arrival, but you likely won’t find it necessary to make a d-bag of yourself in the process. Others could even be inspired by your restraint and follow suit, making you the paragon of virtue in the office on another mad Monday. The high road makes your ass look good anyway, Virgin.
Author: systems
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Leo 1-2-23
Jan 2, 2023… Headstrong, I’ll take you on! Leo, with the vibes today you could be willing to take on anyone. That 4-year-old side-eyeing you? Game on, punk. That granny who cut in front of you in line? Time to throw down! Hopefully that’s not actually how you use these vibes amplifying your willpower. Challenge yourself to be assertive in important things rather than aggressive in all the things. You can find stellar ways to use these vibes for productive, constructive activities. Roar for goodness, Leo!
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Cancer 1-2-23
Jan 2, 2023… Like the Energizer Bunny after snorting a mile long line of espresso, Cancers could be exploding with lots of energy this Monday. So much potential, but what to do with it?! You could wreak havoc on the people of the tri-state area in your quest for power, or you might aim for something more constructive and societally beneficial. You could also run around in circles all day and accomplish nothing, I guess. Make a plan, maybe accomplish goals, and use the energies constructively. Go far, Crabby.
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Gemini 1-2-23
Jan 2, 2023… If eating your feelings comes easy, today could have you feeling like one powerful mofo when you resist the cookies calling to you, bright Gem. Today will bring in strong energetic vibes of willpower and focus. Your goals may seem laser-sharp, and you may find yourself bursting with energy. Could be your morning jolt of java, could be the astral energies. You may even be tempted to apply all that energy to a romantic relationship but be sure to save a little to kick booty with your own personal goals, too. If you feel like some issues simmer beneath the surface of today’s energy, try not to worry. Instead of overthinking all the feels, focus on tasks to power through the day. Up and at it!
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Taurus 1-2-23
Jan 2, 2023… If Taurus were a bottle of soda, then today’s vibes would be mentos. And for the love of all that is good, somebody put the darn cap back on so that bubbling stuff can’t get out! There’s sure to be a scary explosion if something isn’t done. Taurus, that stuff called negative emotions you’ve got boiling beneath the surface could make an explosive debut if you don’t deal. Talk things out, journal in a diary, or do exercise to release that crud. It’s gotta come out one way or another, so why not take control of how it surfaces? You’re the boss, Bull. Take charge.
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Aries 1-2-23
Jan 2, 2023… Like a kettle on the hot surface of life, you could find yourself boiling and then screaming if you don’t keep your head on your shoulders. Wow. Way to mix metaphors, right? I know that’s some tea served hot, but don’t feel scalded, Ram. The vibe today could combine passion with your focus for a more balanced approach to the day. Instead of just powering through obstacles, you could be a little more diplomatic in how you manage problems. Instead of boiling over, you can enjoy the day while sipping from a perfectly brewed cup of tea (or coffee, if tea’s not your thing).
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Pisces 1-1-23
Jan 1, 2023… If “eew, don’t touch me” was a mood, it might be yours today, Pisces. Your normal cuddly existence could require a break today. You could be processing some deep stuff or simply wanting a break from humanity while you recharge. No worries, Fishy. Simply honor your own need for space and communicate those needs to avoid hurt feelings — yours or theirs. Once you recharge and reboot, you’ll likely find your ideas flowing — and your usual warmth heating right back up.
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Aquarius 1-1-23
Jan 1, 2023… Everyone may be wondering who whizzed in your cornflakes, Aquarius, with the good strong case of resting baddy face you could be rocking this morning. The energy could have you wanting to spend time in your inner world — and masking that world from others. Onlookers might see you as an enigma but your complex, emotional, and interesting inner world has never been a free attraction for just anybody. If you take care to open up to the right people, you likely won’t be perceived as cold by those who matter. The rest of them can all go eat their cornflakes and STFU while you keep yourself entertained by your thoughts and ideas today. Upward and onward, Water Bearer.
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Capricorn 1-1-23
Jan 1, 2023… I’m too Goat for this! The Universe will be playing a very late (or early?) April Fool’s joke on Caps this Sunday with vibes that’ll make it hard to show your insides — uh, your feelings, not your literal guts. Even if you’re a warm ball of love on the inside, your outside could seem stone cold. Meditate or take a minute to recalibrate your mind and body so that you can defeat these vibes. Right on!
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Sagittarius 1-1-23
Jan 1, 2023… Putting up a guard between you and the world could seem like a good way to protect your soft gooey center, Saggy, but it could also prevent good things from flowing your way. You could find yourself tapped deep into your thoughts and, perhaps, closed off from the world around you. Just don’t shut everyone out, just maintain boundaries if you need. Sag, as much as you may want to keep yourself, remember that reaching out and investing in your relationships can help build a sense of support for when you feel like coming out of your head and back into the world at large. Because you will want to come back. I know it.