Category: Cancer Pub2

  • Cancer 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… All you need is love… It’s a great song, but maybe The Beatles left out a few other things you might actually need, Cancer. Like healthy boundaries. And good communication. Self-awareness. Realistic expectations. I’m not trying to ruin a freaking brilliant song, so no need to launch into a defense of arguably the best band in the history of ever. But the vibes will be strong for love and attention today. Which sounds awesome, but your need for connection could be dangerous if you don’t keep in mind that love needs to come with some other things, too. What you want matters. For love. For work. For your life. Heck, yes, I’m saying love yourself and don’t just settle for whatever love and attention happens to come your way. Jot that down on your resolution list, and go wave buh-bye to the weirdest year in the history of ever!

  • Cancer 6-28-23

    Jun 28, 2023… Cancers love connecting. I mean, you really want to connect. Like, to the freaking Internet. Sometime today. If Wi-Fi goes haywire or your computer acts like it caught the plague (because this is totally the year for it) or Windows decides to do the millionth update just when you were posting a status, you may be tempted to curse technology like a sailor on shore leave… or a parent stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night, on the stairs, naked. Try to make a connection in real life instead — make a new friend, immerse yourself in nature, connect with who you are at your core. Sure, you can tell Alexa to go smudge herself. It might get you some interesting and entertaining search results. But it might be a better use of your time to put down the technology for once and try something new. And don’t fret, pet. You’re so close to kissing this garbage year goodbye!

  • Cancer 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… If your idea of fitness is fittin this whole slice of pizza in your mouth, I feel you. I freaking love pizza. I mean, I wouldn’t marry it or anything… I mean, and get sauce on my dress? But pizza-love is a real and beautiful thing. But, with the vibe today, your focus may shift over into the arena of wellness, Cancer. Want to eat better, making healthier choices? Get a friend on board so you can cheer each other on and talk each other out of the junk food aisle of the grocery store. Want to up your spiritual game? Snag a friend to attend church with you or to do a daily gratitude practice in whatever you believe. Think fresh, delicious produce, more energy, and fitness that also manages to be fun. And pizza sometimes, too, because Cancers love a fun and delicious life!

  • Cancer 6-26-23

    Jun 26, 2023… A scarf. A prayer flag. A cloth to wave in front of a bull. A cute shirt. There’s a lot we can do with the red flags you’ve been ignoring lately, Cancer. Known for your excellent judge of character, you could be reeling today as you count up all the red flags you tried to ignore because you didn’t want to believe that your loyalty could be squandered on people who weren’t what they seemed. The vibe today could reveal the other side of people that you didn’t want to see. Use your superpower for seeing the dark and the light to recognize the truth and nurture the ones who matter most to you rather than focus on hurt feelings.

  • Cancer 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Don’t be an energy draining smother-fluffer, Cancer. Much as you may want to squish the ones you love, today’s energy will have people wanting to drive a stake through your over-enthusiastic heart if you don’t back it up. Show love and offer help without becoming an energy vampire sucking the ever-loving life out of everyone around you. When you get through the day un-staked, you’ll thank me. Now get out there and spread some joy, ya hear me?

  • Cancer 6-24-23

    Jun 24, 2023… It feels good to be right! (insert happy dance of choice here) Cancers are generally amazing at making great decisions and having excellent judgment (heck yeah, celebrate you and take a small bow). The vibes will be strong for adulting, learning, and decision making. Good thing you’re already good at all three, right? If you choose to take advantage of this powerful energy, you’ll keep those good vibes flowing straight into a new year.

  • Cancer 6-23-23

    Jun 23, 2023… Deck the halls with weekend folly, retail therapy makes you jolly… Wait! Is that not how it goes? Buying all the things seems like the answer, right? Wrong! Buying all the things seems like a way to end up in monumental debt. Step away from the plastic. Everyone loves your light and energy, but it could be easy to overindulge with today’s vibe by oversharing or going crazy with retail therapy or the dessert bar. Make the balance you’re known for work for you by focusing that energy into a positive direction — like being kind or giving back to the community. Share some of that joy outside of yourself, and I’m sure you’ll deck the halls without climbing the walls.

  • Cancer 6-22-23

    Jun 22, 2023… Smarty pants or sassy pants? Do any of them have reindeer on them? That would be cool! So, maybe choose the pants your butt looks the best in and skip the others. Today, Cancer, figuring out that you don’t have all the answers doesn’t have to be the end of the world as you know it. You may find that the freedom to sometimes be wrong and learn something new gives you greater power in the decisions that you make. Plus, it saves room for surprises — like finding out what’s under the tree without having secretly opened all the presents before re-wrapping them. Step into the good old driver’s seat of change knowing that your butt looks great and you get to choose the road you take.

  • Cancer 6-21-23

    Jun 21, 2023… Grab some duct tape and maybe some rope. Maybe some chlorofo…. Never mind! What was I saying? Oh, yeah. You may feel moody and tempted to over-think. You may even be tempted to over-think your over-thinking. Or to lose your absolute stuffing on the people in your life, Cancer. Multitasking may be your cup of tea, but it could take more effort than usual today. Think before speaking and take the time for a little self-care to power through this day without falling into the vortex of worry. Once you get your head out of your tailbone, you may realize that your compassion for and connection with other souls will guide you if you let it.

  • Cancer 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… If you go on a zipline without checking that your safety line is secure, you could be in for some trouble. Cancers tend towards the optimistic outcome in situations like this, but what happens when their anchors come undone? What if the entire dang zipline falls apart? The vibes today will be about letting go of old viewpoints and outdated information. Not so tough for you, right? After all, the Cancer is always moving forward, aiming towards the future. Allow yourself to go through the motions in order to accept changes today, learn from them, and then make a newer, better, more secure zipline. For the hopeful, positive Crab, there will always be a new anchor to keep you steady.