Category: Sagittarius Pub2

Jun 29, 2023… Like a developing brain-eating virus being scrutinized under a microscope, Sagittarians could feel like they’re at the center of attention this Thursday. Will you feel smothered or embrace the vibes? That will be up to you. You deserve some R&R, don’t ya? That was a rhetorical question. You don’t have a say in this. The answer is yes. Period. So, if someone starts doting on you, you don’t have to put up a resistance. You can also totally dote on yourself, though. There’s no need to wait for someone else to step up. Get your warmth on!

Jun 28, 2023… That awkward moment where you buy your kid nephew a cool talking robot from Wish, but it turns out that its catchphrases are all from adult movies? Well, similar awkwardness may be experienced as Sagittarians could be dealing with some crossed wires, tech problems, and issues in miscommunication this Wednesday. Try not to sweat the little bloopers, though. You can laugh those off and mark them off as an inside joke for future reference. While there won’t always be a way to avoid every little mishap, keep in mind that little things really can become laughable moments. And even if something does blow up, you’ll have the ability to deal with it and come out the other side of the explosion like in one of those cool action movies.

Jun 27, 2023… Some say that good health is the slowest way to die, and I think that’s pretty great. Fast deaths usually lead to angry, confused ghosts. Moral of the story? Die slowly! Why the heck am I talking about this? Well, Sag, this Tuesday’s vibes will be all about health and wellness. Practicing self-kindness and seeking out help when you’re feeling down are just two ways you can work towards being healthier and dying slowly. You could also try cuddling a bunch of puppies, engaging in a tickle war, taking a bath in chocolate pudding, or making out with a hot stranger (wait, what? That’s not very socially distant of you!). Have some ideas? Great, now go out there and win the record for the slowest dying person ever! Woo!

Jun 26, 2023… Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes this Monday could have the smartest Sag feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Just because the vibes will be wonky doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. No existential crises today.

Jun 25, 2023… If you tell someone that you just got advice from some Archers, they’ll probably write you off as bat spit crazy. In regards to Signs, though, you Sagittarians are quite insightful. Your ability to care for people is strong, especially coupled with your knack for intuition. The vibes today may even have you wanting to teach someone something. Listen to your heart as well as your head if you feel the urge to offer someone guidance today. You can be a rocking guru.

Jun 24, 2023… Ready to get woke? Here’s the skinny: Sagittarians are generally fantastic intuitive guides for others, but they aren’t necessarily the best at helping themselves. That can change today because the vibes this Saturday will be great for personal growth. Your love of happy endings? That starts with you. You make your own happy ending. Use the vibes of growth today to become a better version of yourself who faces reality as it comes. Your weaknesses will only stay weaknesses until you decide to improve yourself. What a revelation! Time to grow, Sag.

Jun 23, 2023… Archers could be feeling like the coolest sign this Friday thanks to the energy in the air today. While these vibes will be great for ringing in the weekend, you’ll want to be sure to find a good place to channel them. Too much of a good thing can be really bad, Sag. You dig me? Cool. That IPA isn’t delightful at all on its way back UP. Instead, you might try sharing your ideas, put on a brave face and deal with a problem (or person) that’s been nagging at you recently, or maybe take over the tri-state area. Try for some good old fashioned progress propelled by confidence, Sag. Who knows what you can achieve?

Jun 22, 2023… Blub, blub. Like a fish swimming through the ocean, minding its own dang business, KABLAM. T-boned by a submarine. What do ya know?! Well, since Sagittarians aren’t fish, the surprises in store for you this Thursday may not be THAT dramatic, but they’ll probably keep you on your toes. Your day will turn out to be awesome sauce or total crap based on how you handle it. Even not so pleasant situations have a rainbow at the end of them, if you bother looking for them. Let your romantic, fantastical imagination be your guide today. Get to it, Sag.

Jun 21, 2023… Like a cocooned caterpillar, Sag will have the chance to transform and evolve into a majestic hippopotamus! Or a platypus, even. While the vibes today may feel a bit heavy, there will also be the opportunity to reinvent yourself. Perhaps this Wednesday you can challenge yourself to ride on the wrecking ball and swing from the chandelier. Tear the old stuff down! Let go of the past. Exorcise the ghosts. Put those zombies back in their graves, dang it. Use the vibes today to make a change and unshackle yourself from the past. As hard as it may be, letting go of things that are holding you back can be the best way to free yourself up and move forward. Become the platypus you were always meant to be, Archer!

Jun 20, 2023… Sagittarians tend to be about as excited for change (that they don’t choose on their own) as most people are about a colonoscopy. Today, excitement and new feelings could be in store. Don’t fight the vibes! Instead, embrace change. Maybe it’s about time for some growing pains. Expand your horizons! Explore new territory! Work with the vibes to grow and let go of the old and outdated. Sometimes you gotta clean out your fridge and get rid of the moldy blueberries that got shoved to the back, you know? Sure, change isn’t necessarily easy, but it can be rejuvenating and a nice “change” of pace (LOL. See what I did there?). Embrace it. Throw out the moldy fruit, Sag.