Category: Scorpio Pub2

Jun 29, 2023… Love is in the air, so go ahead and take big greedy gulps, Scorpio! Go ahead and embrace that bravery and spill your heart out today! Whether you’ve been craving romance or just really want to show gratitude to someone you care about who has been especially kind to you (a friend, family, your pet iguana, etc.), the vibes today will be perfect for doing something plucky to show how you feel! Wear your heart on your sleeve — not literally, though, because then you’d probably be dead and that would be bad because then you couldn’t read these awesome horoscopes anymore… So, embrace the loving nurturing vibes and use them to go confidently in the direction of your dreams and stuff. Out with this old year, and let’s go into the new.

Jun 28, 2023… Hey, Scorpio, the Universe called and It said “Cash me ousside! How bow dat?” Whatever that means??? Apparently, you could be in for some learning experiences today. Get ready to have you street smarts tested, because this won’t be an easy pop quiz on first grade vocabulary. We’re talking some real world lessons, here, buddy. Take on the challenge and turn it into a learning adventure rather than a nightmare where you go to school in only your underwear. Make like a sponge and soak up what knowledge you can before this year finally gets the heck outta here. You never know when life’s little lessons may come in handy in the future.

Jun 27, 2023… How’s it going, Scorpio? How are you feeling, really? The vibes today will be all about checking in with your body and making sure it’s getting all the vital nutrients, exercise, and massages that it could possibly need. After all, as far as current technology goes, this is the only body you’re getting in this lifetime. So take care of it. Eat healthy, be kind to yourself, and exercise if you can. Maybe try some new self-care routines. Or, like, any self-care. At all. Ever. Do what you gotta do to help your body. That way, you can be the best version of you! Your future starts today. What are you waiting for?

Jun 26, 2023… You know that feeling of betrayal you experienced when you found out that Santa isn’t real? Well, Scorpio, you could be in for some of that feeling. The vibes today could reveal lies that people have been telling you or they could shine some light on a chronic liar in your life. Truth and honesty tend to be very important to you. Your lesson for this day will be in learning how to forgive. Let go of anger and the feeling of betrayal that lies bring you. You’re better off, mentally and even physically, when you forgive. That doesn’t mean you have to forget. Remember that forgiveness isn’t really for other people. It’s for you.

Jun 25, 2023… Sometimes you just gotta throw out the whole recipe and pour in as much chocolate as you want into those brownies. Aye, Scorpios aren’t ones to mince words. You judge like Judy and don’t care who knows it. However, your tendency to spout out your opinions coupled with today’s vibes could get you into trouble. Throw out the Universe’s recipe for today and instead watch how you say things and watch your body language. What you say and how you say it will be key to how your messages come across. Keep it real, but keep it kind, too.

Jun 24, 2023… Not much turns on the Scorpio like good ole fashioned learning and wisdom sharing! It’s a HOT topic, and it just so happens that this day will be overflowing with vibes of learning, sharing knowledge, and all around growth! Ultimate knowledge could be at your fingertips, Scorpio. Won’t that be exciting?! Grab your spectacles and put on your fanny pack, you hot little nerd, because today could be the day that you get to unleash your inner freak for soaking up knowledge and spewing truth. Revel in your element and make this day sparkle. The day will be yours for the taking!

Jun 23, 2023… Feeling cheery and bright, Scorpio? When aren’t you? You just might feel fantastic times a thousand today. And energetic. So, enjoy the good vibes that will be coming at you and IDK maybe don’t use them to become a version of Detective Holmes, uncovering hidden truths like Scorpios are sometimes wont to do. I know, I know: it makes the holidays interesting — but today’s energy will be better spent on joy. Sound like a plan? Sweet. Carry on, Scorpio, making peace and all that.

Jun 22, 2023… Well, Scorpio, prepare to wake up today and get backhanded with the sudden realization that you don’t have control over a darn thing. Surprise! You do, however, have the power to control yourself. Nothing more, nothing less. On the bright side, that means the Universe can’t control you. That job’s already taken, thank you very much! So, no matter what the Universe throws at you this day (like gross fruitcake or weird relatives), step up to the plate and knock it out of the park. Don’t feel like playing baseball? You may not be able to change the game, but you sure as heck can choose to put down the bat and walk away from the diamond (or the opinionated relative). Go get a cookie or something.

Jun 21, 2023… Don’t eat yellow snow. You can’t use a blanket to parachute off your roof. These are just a few important life lessons we’ve learned. Well, Scorpio, get ready to learn another one because with today’s energy, communication will be key. At first, you may not know how to express yourself and could end up getting your underwear in a knot up your butt. Ouch! Well, un-wedgie yourself and do what you do best — communicate like a boss. This time, though, the communication will be within yourself. Figure out what’s bugging you (uh, besides the entire Universe) and what actions you can take to make things better. A little positive self-talk can go a long way to better your mood. The truth is inside you, Scorpio. All you’ll have to do is ask.

Jun 20, 2023… Every day is leg day when you run from your problems, right, Scorpio? I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, but those pesky emotions aren’t going to go away because you’re hiding from them (or running from them, drinking them away). All the energy in the sky on Tuesday will be like an emotion mirror in HD. And, frankly, you’ll look wrinkly as all heck if you don’t let loose. Try sinking into those feelings instead with music or a mood-appropriate movie. Get them out. Yell, cry, punch a pillow, or love fiercely. Get randomly kind. Whatever speaks to you. You will likely help you avoid a heck of an emotional hangover tomorrow and you might make this world a little better in the meantime.