Category: Virgo Pub2

Jun 29, 2023… You know those people who literally poop themselves when their fast food order comes out wrong? Well, that could be Virgos today. Use your ability to bounce back from setbacks and maybe a dash of humor to get over yourself and any failed expectations. Why not laugh about the things that don’t go your way? The vibes today will be about holding onto set expectations, but they will also be about LOVE… and those are the vibes to grab onto. No anger moments in the middle of Burger King, okay? Enjoy the ride, V.

Jun 28, 2023… Technology is great… until it isn’t. Virgo, you could feel like slam dunking your phone into the toilet or tossing your computer in the trash as tech issues get carried in on the vibes this Wednesday. You might try taking a technology vacation if you can. Turn off the phone, walk away from the computer, and maybe even enjoy some nature, IDK. There’s more to the world than technology, you know? If you get angry at your phone, tablet, smart TV or whatever, don’t go all “Hulk smash” on your stuff. Instead, take that as a signal to go do something else if you can. The possibilities are endless!

Jun 27, 2023… Self-care is a thing and you may be neglecting it, big time, Virgo. While you’re off ruling the world, your mind and body may be running at their limits. Slow it down and then hit the brakes, because this today will be officially deemed self-care awareness Tuesday! Who declared that? Well, me, obviously. I’m clearly an authority figure here. Now, ask yourself these questions: Have I been giving my mind enough rest? How about my body? Sure, it’s important to chase your passions, but it’s also important to make sure your body and mind aren’t being totally wrecked by your need for going ten thousand miles an hour, you know? Take the time to check in with yourself. Deal?

Jun 26, 2023… Stretching the truth isn’t healthy like stretching your body is, so don’t try it at home, kids! With the vibe today, you’ll want to be careful of lies. You, Virgo, may be tempted to stretch the truth yourself and honestly you’ll probs get busted. So, just don’t do it. No matter how cool you think your story would be if you just added some flair or how awesome you believe you’ll seem if you over-exaggerate your own abilities, the truth will come out. Then you, my friend, will look like a total butt. Keep it real, Virgo. You and your adventures are awesome enough without having to make anything up. The real you is 100% authentically cool.

Jun 25, 2023… It’s okay, Virgo, not everyone can ride the roller coaster without puking. Today, the vibe will be showering Virgos with energies of restlessness, but healing vibes will abound as well. Don’t be surprised if you feel like you need a hug or could use a massage to keep you calm on today’s rollercoaster of energies. Even some yoga (or ice cream… or a nap) could help you de-stress today. Stay cool and carry on, Virgo.

Jun 24, 2023… Are you ready to let loose and act like a wild child, Virgo?! Well, too flipping bad. The vibes today will be all about growing up and being an adulty person. And if you’re not the adult in the room, someone else WILL be, and you could get a spanking (who knows? Maybe that’s your thing…). Still, doing right can come more easily than usual thanks to the mature energy in the air. Shake off those lower vibrations and embrace some higher thinking. All you’ll need to do is reach out and grab them.

Jun 23, 2023… Like a kitty who just got a double dose of catnip, Virgos will likely find themselves feeling energetic, wild, and jumping off of bookcases and into the TV… So, just be sure to find a good way to channel all this weekend energy. If you start a new project or invest in something new and feel the need to go all in — which you probably will because, well, you’re a Virgo — just be sure it’s something that moves you forward rather than sets you back. Other than that, enjoy the vibes and do the things that bring light to your flaming spirit.

Jun 22, 2023… Do Virgos like surprises? Maybe! Depends what the surprise is! Well, today could be filled with awkward little surprise moments, like a surprise birthday party for you even though it isn’t your birthday. They better keep socially distant and it is a weird holiday choice… but that’s what makes it a surprise! Or getting condolence cards in the mail for your Uncle Barnabos’s passing. Like, who even has an uncle named Barnabos??? NOT YOU (PSA: Sorry if you do. Sorrier if he’s dead.). At any rate, there will likely be surprises in store. Thanks a ton, Universe! They will be good or questionable based on how you handle them. Will you rage quit this day or blaze brightly with optimism? It’s all on you, buddy.

Jun 21, 2023… Like a fly caught in the spider’s web, Virgos could be feeling trapped and therefore, super moody and irritable. Like, have you ever seen a fly trapped in a web? They get all obnoxiously loud and buzz-buzzy and cause a big commotion until the spider finally, well, eats them. Well, Virgo, you are both the fly and the spider. You are in charge of putting yourself out of the misery of this Wednesday. Never fear, because good vibes are here! Normally, I would say don’t burn the things around you to the ground, but in the case of today, you could seriously benefit from a bonfire. Metaphorically, of course. Grab the matches, pile up the ole kindle, and set it on fire. Be reborn in the flames, Virgo.

Jun 20, 2023… Let them eat cake! Yes, because cake solves the problems of poverty, Antoinette. Honestly (rolls eyes)… Like Marie Antoinette, you could find yourself saying some dumb stuff as you give in to the desire to want to blindly defend your viewpoints today, Virgo. Check your dogma at the door, dude. Even though you’re known for wisdom, there’s always room to improve, especially when it comes to expanding the mind. Full-frontal honesty here: you may get seriously tied down by your beliefs and get really super fixed in your opinions. Make an effort today to learn something new or challenge your beliefs by speaking with people or watching videos by people who hold beliefs counter to your own. You never know what you could discover. Search on, Virgo!