Author: systems

  • 7-3-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: In our society, we are encouraged to compete with others. If we can’t come in first, then we’re left feeling like we aren’t doing good enough. Some interpersonal competition is good, but remember that every person has different strengths. Instead of competing with others, compete with yourself. Work every day to be better than who you were yesterday!

  • 7-2-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: This life is yours. Live it, own it, and enjoy it. Do what makes you happy and chase your goals relentlessly. Yes, you will inevitably face some regret, pain, and sorrow, but you have the power to choose not to reside in the darkness. What’s past is past. Meanwhile, the future is awaiting you, so charge forth and live your life!

  • 7-1-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: Parts of Antarctica are considered deserts because of how little rainfall there is, but most people would never guess it. Similarly, there are facts about you that people will misjudge because they haven’t taken the time to get to know you. Don’t be offended by their ignorance. Just as Antarctica, snowy and frozen as it is, hides deserts, you too hold secrets that only the people who care enough to learn about you will know.

  • 6-30-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: Being starved of human touch can have a devastating effect on our souls. Even the most introverted and anti-touchy-feely of us need physical contact from time to time. Ever feel like you need a hug or else you might just ball your eyes out? This could be a sign of touch starvation. Connect with someone and have yourself a good cuddle or even a firm handshake. If people aren’t your thing, you might snuggle up to a pet. Having contact with other warm, living beings is a vital part of the human experience.

  • 6-29-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: Some might say that hope is a double-edged sword. On one hand, hope can inspire us to keep going and push us forward in otherwise dismal situations. On the other hand, when your hopes are dashed, you can feel really let down. Still, hope is essential for bringing your desires into reality and it keeps us going through the darkest times. Never give up. Hope will always be one of mankind’s greatest weapons.

  • Pisces 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Like a stray bit of tinsel stuck to your behind, you may be feeling emotionally attached to a plan you’ve made. Don’t Be The Tinsel, clinging and refusing to go back in the holiday box. You’re infamous for being iffy about compromise, Pisces, but sometimes plans get twisted by life. Instead of clinging desperately to the plan you made while life goes sideways, consider making a new plan. In fact, this is the perfect time for making your resolutions (even if you refuse to call them that). The vibes today will be strong for love, which will help you focus on your priorities, making it easier to make the right choice for you. Maybe let go of the plan that’s flailing in favor of going with the flow and finding a new one. Now go tell this year to get bent and enjoy the start of something new!

  • Aquarius 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Universe: Here, have some responsibilities. (shoves them into your face) Aquarius: Oh, uh, no thank you. I’ve had quite enough of these this year (Slides them under their bed). You could be in charge of taking care of some important issue or problem today. Once you get to it, you’ll do it like a Boss just like you do everything. If this year has you tired of responsibility, at least it’s very nearly almost over. Use the vibes to power up, take charge, and then take action to propel you into what will hopefully be a better, kinder year to us all. After you’ve done your duties, you can have a snack and take a nap. How does that sound, buddy?

  • Capricorn 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… No one wants to see “professional jerk” on a resume. That’s not exactly a special skill. Sometimes, being an assertive self-starter can come across as being a big fat jerkface when you don’t take care with your delivery, Cap. With today’s vibe, you may be in charge of conflict resolution at work or in your personal life. Own it, but don’t be cocky about it. The vibe today will be all about resolving conflict and feeling the love. Get those problems taken care of, so you can truly connect with the people you care about without the headache of drama. You’ve got this, Cap!

  • Sagittarius 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Like a developing brain-eating virus being scrutinized under a microscope, Sagittarians could feel like they’re at the center of attention this Thursday. Will you feel smothered or embrace the vibes? That will be up to you. You deserve some R&R, don’t ya? That was a rhetorical question. You don’t have a say in this. The answer is yes. Period. So, if someone starts doting on you, you don’t have to put up a resistance. You can also totally dote on yourself, though. There’s no need to wait for someone else to step up. Get your warmth on!

  • Scorpio 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Love is in the air, so go ahead and take big greedy gulps, Scorpio! Go ahead and embrace that bravery and spill your heart out today! Whether you’ve been craving romance or just really want to show gratitude to someone you care about who has been especially kind to you (a friend, family, your pet iguana, etc.), the vibes today will be perfect for doing something plucky to show how you feel! Wear your heart on your sleeve — not literally, though, because then you’d probably be dead and that would be bad because then you couldn’t read these awesome horoscopes anymore… So, embrace the loving nurturing vibes and use them to go confidently in the direction of your dreams and stuff. Out with this old year, and let’s go into the new.