Author: systems

  • Libra 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Go on and post that selfie that makes you look uh-mazing. You look good, and you know it, and when you get put in charge of a big problem, you’ll feel confident enough to tackle it without as much as a flicker. The vibe today will be strong for attention, love, and nurturing, but it may also help you focus in on solutions. Take the recognition that comes your way by skipping the humble brag and going straight to the part where you show that you’re one of the best in the Zodiac for kicking tail and taking names. You do you, and you’ll shine bright like a diamond. Go ring in this new year being fabulous, Libra.

  • Virgo 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… You know those people who literally poop themselves when their fast food order comes out wrong? Well, that could be Virgos today. Use your ability to bounce back from setbacks and maybe a dash of humor to get over yourself and any failed expectations. Why not laugh about the things that don’t go your way? The vibes today will be about holding onto set expectations, but they will also be about LOVE… and those are the vibes to grab onto. No anger moments in the middle of Burger King, okay? Enjoy the ride, V.

  • Leo 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Grab your crown and settle into your throne, Leo, because you could be in charge of taking care of important issues this Thursday. All Hail the Ruler of the Galaxy! Okay, back it up. If people look to you as an advisor, don’t let it go to your head. Being the center of attention as a guru and guide could serve to stoke your ego. Try not to let that little voice take over, Lion. There are more ways to rule than there are ways to chop off a tyrant’s head. Keep that in mind while you lend an ear and pass on your well of wisdom like the boss you are.

  • Cancer 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… All you need is love… It’s a great song, but maybe The Beatles left out a few other things you might actually need, Cancer. Like healthy boundaries. And good communication. Self-awareness. Realistic expectations. I’m not trying to ruin a freaking brilliant song, so no need to launch into a defense of arguably the best band in the history of ever. But the vibes will be strong for love and attention today. Which sounds awesome, but your need for connection could be dangerous if you don’t keep in mind that love needs to come with some other things, too. What you want matters. For love. For work. For your life. Heck, yes, I’m saying love yourself and don’t just settle for whatever love and attention happens to come your way. Jot that down on your resolution list, and go wave buh-bye to the weirdest year in the history of ever!

  • Gemini 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Keep calm? How about you go smudge yourself with your Carry On nonsense because the year is almost over, and Gemini has had enough of the nonsense! Instead of using your energy in a nuclear meltdown of insane proportions, use your brain to reevaluate and move forward. Your goal may still be achievable, even if there are a few detours along the way. This whole year might feel like one big freaking detour, but it’s at an end. If that’s not a cause to celebrate, I don’t know what is.

  • Taurus 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Put away the poop emoji, adjust your horns, and bring out all the heart eyes, my friend. You’ll be feeling all the lovey energy. The vibes will be strong for love and attention. Your romantic nature will thrive on the receiving end of some TLC, Taurus. You may also find yourself in charge of a problem, but your powerful self-starting skills will have you solving it and moving through this Thursday without breaking your mighty stride.

  • Aries 6-29-23

    Jun 29, 2023… Drinking in attention like a shipwrecked sailor in a raft could be one way to use the strong vibes of today. All eyes might be on you, but keep in mind that attraction doesn’t always equate to a healthy relationship. The energy will be strong for love and caring, which Aries will thrive on, but take caution with the ease of your attachments. Use your natural discernment to focus your fierce love on the people who will cherish it, in platonic and romantic relationships. You deserve that.

  • 6-28-23

    Today’s Good Vibe: It’s okay to sometimes feel like the world is disappointing, irksome, flabbergasting, and that the only way to fix things is to set it on fire and start over. Try not to dwell in this dark place, though. Instead, talk it out with friends, find someone else who needs your special brand of kindness, or start a new project. Of course, if you do decide to set your world ablaze (metaphorically, of course), don’t be a boring villain who just sits back and watches. Make s’mores.

  • Pisces 6-28-23

    Jun 28, 2023… The tablet with the world’s slowest WI-FI connection may not be the only thing needing a restart today. Expect signals to get crossed and for technology to be more frustrating than usual, Pisces. Try to keep it simple when attempting to get other messages across. This might not be the best energy for discussing a relationship status or negotiating a raise, but it could be a fantastic vibe to sit back, listen, and learn.

  • Aquarius 6-28-23

    Jun 28, 2023… They say curiosity killed the cat, but actually confusion is what did in the poor thing. And it wasn’t a cat. It was a mouse. And that’s why being confused stinks. In order to clear up the mind fog, you could try taking a power nap, using some deep breathing exercises, organizing a rally of your three remaining brain cells, or something else along those lines. Whatever you do, just try not to get frustrated with yourself. Breathe through it and you will get through it. The fog will lift sooner than you think if you can overcome how flipping frustrating the confusion is. On a good note, this year is almost over — thank all that’s holy. Keep calm and carry on, Aquarius.