Category: Cancer Pub2

Apr 30, 2023… Do ya smell what’s in the air, Cancer? No, I didn’t just fart. Gross — Achoo! Yeah, it’s also more than just allergies. See, there will be energies in the air that will be primo for culminating the rewards of your hard work. There will be high potential for payoffs, which sounds pretty banger. So, don’t stand in the way of what you’ve earned. You really did earn it and you deserve to reap those benefits, babe. Breathe it in, Crabby.

Apr 29, 2023… Touch the stars and punch the Universe in the face! Cancer, climbing higher will be fully supported by the vibe today. You can use these vibes to your heart’s content, but try to channel them into positive, productive aims. What’s at the top of your Mount Everest this Saturday? Whatever it is, you can jump into greatness, Crabby. When you aim high, you can gain a lot. Don’t be afraid to really shoot for the stars. May the vibes be with you, grasshopper.

Apr 28, 2023… If adventure has a name, it must be Cancer! Okay, maybe you don’t consider yourself particularly adventurous. That could change, especially since the vibe will promote being able to get started on something new or exploring an interest that fell to the wayside. You can use these vibes to put a spark back in your eye by pursuing hobbies or passions. If it seems like a crunch to fit stuff in, just take a wee bit of time to clear a space in your schedule for adventure — even intellectual adventure — this weekend. Fortune and glory, Crabby.

Apr 27, 2023… Hallelujah, it’s raining Universe juices! It’s not as gross as it sounds, Cancer. This Thursday there will be a mixed bag of vibes floating around, offering you the chance to explore hot loving energies AND practical vibes. Heck, you could even combine them into some sort of practical love, like relationship building. Use your higher self to soar with these energies. Rise up!

Apr 26, 2023… Step aside or get curb stomped, pal! That’s not me threatening you, Cancer. That could, however, be you getting aggressive this Wednesday. today’s vibe will be unleashing assertive energies, which means you’ll want to beware of becoming aggressive. You can use the vibes to bravely stand up for yourself when you’re high vibing. Unfortunately, if your lower Crabby side comes out to play, it’ll be all fun and games until someone gets shanked. Keep yourself under control. If you feel an angry outburst coming on, channel it in a healthy way. No stabbing people, okay? Great!

Apr 25, 2023… You know those days when you think you wanted to come to work but then you decided you should never have left your bed and it probably misses you? Okay, maybe that’s every day and twice on Tuesdays. With the energy today, you could feel that dreamy vibe of the morning shift into can-do mode. Sure, you could go back to bed and take a solid mental health day, but self-care today might look like doing something constructive for yourself — starting a project you’ve been putting off, working on some inner healing of an old wound that’s been tripping you up, or even taking the day to get organized to make the week ahead that much easier to manage. Your bed will see you later. Go do the things.

Apr 24, 2023… Looking Sunday in the rearview like it’s the one that got away could be everyone’s mood this Monday, dear Cancer. And every Monday for all time, unless you’re in vacay mode. With today’s energy, you could definitely feel your goals and intentions coming through clearly. Wanting to focus on your dream, lottery fantasy, or next vacation could have you giving work some serious side eye — like some ho who just stole your whole weekend — but don’t forget that another weekend will come, and you could actually do something today to take you a little closer to whatever you dream about, clever Cancer. To get over Sunday, you may really have to get under this Monday — and if you feel like it just ran you over, just know it’s all a part of adulting, work weeks, and getting you to the next awesome thing ahead in your amazing life.

Apr 23, 2023… I hope you brought some coping skills today, Cancer, because this ish is getting real! The vibes could be strong for shifting thoughts and feelings into alignment with your true self. Expect epiphanies galore today! On the upside, this day should be as smooth as butter except it shouldn’t raise your cholesterol. Your natural assertiveness may want to move forward with whatever truth you stumbled on, but today’s vibes will be better for organizing your thoughts than trying to put them into play. Enjoy the smooth, easy vibe that settles in later today — maybe with a little meditation or intention setting to put some energy out while chilling within.

Apr 22, 2023… Let loose! Footloose! Pet Goose! Actually, I hope your foot isn’t loose, Cancer. Anyway! Energies today could help you open doors and windows of possibility for finishing up artsy projects or innovative work. Better yet, if something’s been collecting dust, the energies will be excellent for cleaning it up and finally polishing it off. You can fight the feels of procrastination or fear of showing off by channeling these vibes into completing projects.. Step to it, Crabby. Dance, baby, dance.

Apr 21, 2023… Do you bite your thumb at me?! Oh ho ho! Cancer, you could be ready for a fight when the vibes first hit you. Breatheee. While showing your feelings will be fully supported by the energies, that doesn’t mean you have to act aggressively if you’ve got negativity welling up inside. In fact, your emotions can be expressed through respectfully honest conversations and these energies can be used to boost the healing potential of heart-to-hearts. You have the ability to work through your feelings without wrecking the whole city. Peace be with you, Crabby.