Category: Capricorn Pub2

May 10, 2023… Do not maim the idiots, Cap! You’re deadly, darling, and that could be dangerous this Wednesday as dealing with difficult people has been written in the stars with today’s vibe. Fortunately, being able to grow from such an experience will be promoted by the vibes as well. Self-control will be an option. Seeking to understand with compassion will be an option. Murder will also be an option, but what would your learn from that? You already know it’s illegal. Strive to grow in empathy. Rise above, Goat.

May 9, 2023… You might not have waffles for breakfast, Cap, but you could be served with the waffling energies today. You will likely find yourself being torn between options (like choosing pancakes or waffles) and have difficulty deciding what’s the best option. Unfortunately, it’s not often that you get to choose ALL the options. When you’re stuck between that rock and hard place, listen to your gut. Your intuition can show you the way out. Waffle no more, Goat!

May 8, 2023… You want me to be a rug? In another life, perhaps. Cap, the vibe will be promoting chances for getting walked all over. Heck, people might not even realize they’re taking advantage of you. Even so, it’ll be important for you to be able to say no if something adds too much to your plate. A plate runneth over easily becomes a mess that nobody wants to clean up anyway. You can be firm and empathetic and still not have to play the part of someone’s rug. Helping others is important, but caring for yourself is more important. Doctor’s orders, Goat!

May 7, 2023… Super freaky! That’s you, Cap, and I mean that as a compliment. There will be fabulous vibes for being as eccentric and wild as your innermost weirdness can be. You can use these vibes to boost your creativity and break through any blockages that have kept you from doing your creative thang. Love, live, and eat weirdness. Well, maybe don’t eat weird things if you don’t know where they came from. Embrace your inner freak, Goat.

May 6, 2023… I am giraffe. Hear me caw! Well, that doesn’t sound right. Cap, with the vibe today, it could be hard to find the right swords. Er, words. It could even be mega frustrating and maybe you’ll want to throw in the towel. Before you do that, try tagging someone to assist you. Even if you’re struggling with the anti communication vibes, others can stand up for you and help out. Make an effort to seek support so you can overcome the energies. You are Goat and you go baa! Nailed it.

May 5, 2023… Grow, wench! What? I was talking to my baby house plant. I mean, you can take that challenge too, Cap. After all, the vibes will be excellent for excelling at personal growth. How exciting! Don’t be afraid to take advantage of the vibes and make a little change here and there. If an experience can help you grow as a person, it probably will be a little scary, but it’ll also be incredible when you go for it. Don’t hold back, Goat. Embrace growth!

May 4, 2023… This is war, Cap! The vibe today could be a little rocky, but you can choose to prepare yourself for battle through improved intuition. While some people might be talking smack or hating on you, you can use your heart and gut feelings to remind yourself that you’re on the right track. The haters can shove it where the sun don’t shine! Rock on, Goat.

May 3, 2023… Shiftier than a rat with an eye patch, Cap’s mood could be totally unreliable and unpredictable as today’s energy takes hold. Don’t freak out, though. While the wishy-washy energies could have you grinding your teeth, you can work through this. Tap into your healthy coping skills, like deep breathing or listening to Celtic folk songs. Whatever you do, don’t go on a temper tantrum stampede. You’re the one in control, Goat. Don’t let the vibes move you into destruction. Take your crown and wear it well.

May 2, 2023… Feeling cute. Might eat all of my stress this Tuesday. IDK. Cap, stop that right the fork now. Yes, the energy will be unleashing obstacles out the wazoo. Yeah, that can be pretty stressful. You know what else it can be, though? An ideal opportunity for building resilience and showing the Universe just how tough a Capricorn truly is. Don’t eat the stress of having to fight for your goals. Deal with it. Beat it. Then maybe you can have a lil’ healthy victory snack. Eat that, Universe!

May 1, 2023… Don’t butter your biscuits just yet, Cap! There will be fantastic vibes for improved communication this Monday. As long as you channel the vibes into positive communication, you can’t go wrong. However, if you rage out and burn biscuits left and right, there will be no deliciousness to butter up. Even if there are tense situations today, you can handle your emotions and chat thoughtfully with solutions in mind rather than, like, setting things on fire (literally and figuratively). Okay, butter away. And don’t forget the jam, Goat!