Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Leo 4-3-23

    Apr 3, 2023… Set a firecracker under your booty or the Universe will! I don’t mean literally. Geeze, do you think so little of me? Leo, being able to better express your feelings could come more naturally thanks to the energy, but that’s only if you make use of these fantastic energies. So, you might have to set a metaphorical fire under yourself if you find you’re resisting heart-to-hearts. You have feelings and it’s okay to express them in constructive ways. Use these energies to boost your self awareness and talk out your emotions, be they positive, negative, or somewhere in between. You’re a rockstar, Lion.

  • Cancer 4-3-23

    Apr 3, 2023… Ya ever feel like rolling yourself up in some blankets and making a Crab burrito? Fair enough. This Monday will be host to terrific self-care vibes, so you could totally burrito-fy yourself. Take what’s yours! Meaning, like, take a nap or a break or something. The day’s vibes won’t be so great for taking over the world. Unless you find that therapeutic, I guess. I mean, you do you. Make today about tending to your needs — emotionally, physically and spiritually — if you can. When you love yourself, you really can’t go wrong. Three cheers for self-care! Hip, hip, hooray!

  • Gemini 4-3-23

    Apr 3, 2023… Okay, first things first. Grab some duct tape. Maybe a sedative. And… I don’t know where you thought I was going, but no one is being kidnapped today, Gem. By you, at any rate. Hopefully. The vibes will be strong for easy communication. Just to be safe, you may want to keep the duct tape on hand for your own mouth. The sedative? To help you cool your jets so that you don’t get hyped up and overshare. In other words, chill. Really though, as long as you take time to think before speaking, you could skip the sedative, put down the duct tape, and truly express yourself. Say what you need to say, bright Gem.

  • Taurus 4-3-23

    Apr 3, 2023… That rustling sound you keep hearing isn’t a mouse; it’s your consciousness, smothered under layers of logic. I think I’d rather take on the mouse, honestly. This Monday, the vibe will be promoting your sixth sense. Listen to your inner voice, Taurus. You might like to go at things after a painstaking analysis of all the variables, but today your gut reaction could save you both time and pain. So, I challenge you to dig out that voice (look under the stacks of logical reasoning files… it’s probably buried under there) and hear what it has to say. Good luck, Bull.

  • Aries 4-3-23

    Apr 3, 2023… Friend or Fiend? It all depends. The vibes for communication could be stirring up. Whether people see you as friend or foe depends entirely on how you use it. Telling people how they don’t measure up could damage your relationships — while taking the time to express gratitude could strengthen them. As the vibe shifts, use kindness, even if you feel like being short. Your intuition will point you in the right direction, if you choose to listen, and it could be transformative, Aries.

  • Pisces 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… You won’t be coming in this day like a wrecking ball. More like a hurricane, Pisces. The vibe could have your energies boiling over. Take care that passion doesn’t cross the line, and make sure that your strong will doesn’t knock down anyone else’s. Use the Plutonic energy to find balance with your passions, and the force of nature you’ll be will be more like the awe-inspiring-makes-a-cool-photo-opp kind rather than the devastating-flying-witch variety, my majestic and amazing friend.

  • Aquarius 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… When people say you’re like a force of nature, you could debate whether they’re referencing your power or destructive capabilities. Could be either, Aquarius. You may experience turbulent thoughts while your motivation gets kicked into hyperdrive. The pensive vibes will likely be on point, but you can expect your passions to rule the day. Just don’t let the undercurrents trip you up. Your turbulent thoughts may try to snag your attention, but it’ll be to your advantage to stay focused and use today’s energy to power your passion while the vibes feel strong. You got this, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… Spicier than an enchilada with minced ghost peppers, today’s vibes will be fiery and passionate. Of course, Cap, passion doesn’t have to mean love-dovey time for you. It could mean following your passions and doing the things you love, rather than doing the people you love. Basically, just do something that your heart has been yearning for and it will be totally supported by the passion vibes this Monday. You can’t hate Mondays when you make time for love, right? Right?!

  • Sagittarius 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… Hope you ate your Wheaties, Sag, because today’s vibes call for a phenomenal power boost. Think energy, willpower, and passion. Your tendency to be assertive could be balanced with diplomacy, thanks to the vibes today. Instead of stomping on the toes of all around you while you get stuff done, you’ll likely be a motivational force. Whether you focus that force on work or your personal life will be entirely your call. Why not both? Stay hydrated, my friend, and enjoy the easy flow of power today.

  • Scorpio 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2023… Out of sight, out of mind doesn’t work when you’ve got a volcano of emotions brewing under the surface, Scorpio. Today will be ideal for letting loose that stuff boiling just below. It could come spewing out and harm anyone nearby OR you can take charge of how you release this crap. Acknowledge the emotions, feel them with your entire being, and then let them float away like a gross balloon. You benefit the most when you face down the dark stuff, Scorpio. Don’t hide it. Seek it and release it!