Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Taurus 5-25-23

    May 25, 2023… Whoever said practical had to be predictable? The energy will be strong for breaking with tradition to try something new and improved instead. Just because you think of the bottom line doesn’t mean you have to get down to it in a boring way. Mix it up. Try something new. Hey, this vibe could be used anywhere you choose. Just don’t think you have to do things the same way you always have. Do what you love, love what you do, and have the best, most interesting day, crazy-clever Bull.

  • Aries 5-25-23

    May 25, 2023… Starting something could sound fun. I don’t mean like a fire. Or a fight. Come to think of it, I should start over. Being inventive sounds fun, right? And if you just thought about the bedroom, I don’t blame you, but I mean more than that. But that too. The whole vibe could have you focusing on how you do what you do. Wanting to change things up could have you trying something new. Maybe you’ll want to stick to your usual way of doing things, but a new way could be a better way. You won’t know unless you try. Take your trademark courage, Ram, and test your limits. Just be sure to avoid testing anyone else’s with this whole vibe in the air. Start a movement, inspire a revolution, or just order something different off the menu. The sky’s the limit, Aries. And your budget. But also the sky! Fly high, fiery friend!

  • Pisces 5-24-23

    May 24, 2023… I sort of want to tell you not to go postal today, Fish, but postal workers in my area seem super-friendly. So, maybe you SHOULD go postal today. Deliver gifts with a smile, steer clear of angry dogs, and get your job done whatever the weather. You know, postal stuff. Unless it would be super dangerous to do your job in the weather, and then don’t. Anyway, what I meant to say is that today might have some challenges, and try not to lose your shirt over them. With today’s vibe, any challenges could best be addressed in smaller stages. Don’t try to figure it all out in a day. Instead, do what you can and make a plan for the rest. The day could be strong for also figuring out how to make the best of things and keep it moving. But whatever you do, Pisces, don’t lose your shirt, and have a splendid day!

  • Aquarius 5-24-23

    May 24, 2023… Is faking your death, changing your identity, and trying to start over in another country really a more reasonable idea than facing whatever challenge ahead? You could be feeling overwhelmed with the vibe today, Aquarius. But you’ll feel the most relief if you just pick a task and get started rather than trying to face it all at once. Then, you can move from overwhelmed to regular whelmed and won’t need to bother with a new identity or an elaborate death-defying escape plan. Just work in some self-care so that nothing dulls your sparkle. Glow on like the bright little firefly you are, WB.

  • Capricorn 5-24-23

    May 24, 2023… Blurgh! Don’t choke on the vibes, Cappy. The vibe will be unleashing big time challenges and your analytical reactions could have you tripping up on the overwhelming possibilities. In order to overcome the obstacles in front of you, it’ll likely be helpful to pick and choose what to take on right now. The other stuff can wait. Seriously! Handle what needs to be handled in the moment and worry about the rest later. You can and you will overcome, Cap!

  • Sagittarius 5-24-23

    May 24, 2023… Sticking your head in the sand might help us better admire your backside, but it doesn’t do much to get things done, Sag. The vibe will be all about making big problems more manageable. Figuring out how to break a project down into smaller parts could help you work through one challenge at a time. It could help keep those overwhelming feels to a minimum. So, stop playing in the metaphorical sand and go figure out how to punch this day in the face. Or at least how to solve the problem ahead of you.

  • Scorpio 5-24-23

    May 24, 2023… I’m yelling timber! Scorpster, are you ready to go crazy lumberjack on your problems this Wednesday? WOO! Slice it and dice it. The Moon’s aspects will fully support cutting down issues by using ideas you already have, which means you can rely on your trusty old axe (your brains and passion, of course) to chop down new problems. Your head is full of life lessons, so take the time to recall them when you find yourself in a pickle. Don’t panic. Think! Chop away, Scorpio.

  • Libra 5-24-23

    May 24, 2023… Holy overwhelm, Libra! If all your projects seemed to be towering over you right now like a game of Giant Jenga you’re about to lose, take a step or two back. With the vibe today, the energy will be strong for big challenges. Instead of trying to tackle an overwhelming problem, try breaking it down into bite-sized ones. Your competitive nature will quickly step up to take on tasks that feel doable and will shrink from ones that feel impossible. So, make it possible. Look for ways to salvage a situation and make it work for you, and don’t feel like you have to solve everything in a day. Just make a start, and leave the overwhelm for your charm, beautiful Libra.

  • Virgo 5-24-23

    May 24, 2023… If a giant taco towering over you seems impossible to eat in one bite, then you’re right, V. That’s okay. Indeed, the vibe could reveal giant tacos everywhere you look in the form of challenges. Fear not, friend! You don’t have to unhinge your jaw to fit it all in. You can take out those tacos one bite at a time. Instead of being overwhelmed by the BIG picture, refocus to one manageable piece of it. Bit by bit, you’ll get it done. If you think I’m still talking about tacos, you may need to actually go eat. Have at it, Virgo!

  • Leo 5-24-23

    May 24, 2023… You’ve done well so far, Leo the Lion, but how will you fare against A THOUSAND BAD GUYS WITH SWORDS?! Lol that probably won’t be an issue, but the vibe will be all about picking and choosing your battles, especially as many issues will likely appear to be immediate, big boss status. Rather than running yourself (and your mind) ragged taking on everything at once, make a mental effort to determine what truly needs to be handled in the moment. To-do lists can help! One by one, you’ll knock out those thousands of sword-wielding foes. Fight on, fight smart!