Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Virgo 5-18-23

    May 18, 2023… Well, look what the Virgo dragged in! With the vibe reflecting awesome energies for learning something new, you could find yourself desiring to step out of your comfort zone of “the known.” And you know what? That’s awesome. Dip your toes into the river of the unknown and see what you can uncover. You can expand your mind with the vibes. I’ve heard you can also do that with LSD, but nobody needs a bad trip or to be arrested for being naked on a telephone pole. So maybe stick to getting some new knowledge not drugs. Learn some, V.

  • Leo 5-18-23

    May 18, 2023… Looking at your exes would have anyone questioning your their judgment, Leo. because you’re so AWESOME that they must have really screwed up to let you get away. But the energy today will be all about thinking things through and making GOOD judgments. There’s a good chance you’ll learn something new today, and taking the time to consider it rather than reacting to it could help the outcome. Today may require more care than usual, but you could really learn something important if you take the time to think first. You’ve got this, Lion. Just hang in there. The weekend is coming.

  • Cancer 5-18-23

    May 18, 2023… TELL ME I’M PRETTY! I am, right? Right??? Cancer, you could find yourself questioning your own judgement thanks to the vibe. That could include doubting yourself and your abilities or even just not being sure if your understanding of reality is true (it’s all an illusion!). In order to avoid a full on existential crisis, make efforts to ground yourself. Remember your gut is often on point, so you can trust that. Look to evidence of prior triumphs so you can believe in yourself once more. You will get through this, buddy. Stay sharp!

  • Gemini 5-18-23

    May 18, 2023… Surprises? You love surprises! Today’s vibe could bring in the unexpected — only now that I’ve told you I guess the cat’s out of the bag. And what monster would put a cat in the bag in the first place? And how did it get out? Anyway, surprises could happen. You’ll want to deal with them right away, like snuggling the pretty kitty who just escaped from the bag, but instead of jumping right in, maybe give it time. A pretty kitty could be a feral cat. The surprise could need some thinking through before you respond. So, be cool, Gem. Surprises can be awesome, but don’t think you have to react immediately. Give it a little thought and then lead with your usual warmth and wisdom.

  • Taurus 5-18-23

    May 18, 2023… Leaving the judging to Judy today, dear Bull. The vibes could bring in a hint of uncertainty about your choices. Learning something new could have you questioning everything, including (GASP!) yourself. Don’t be too hard on yourself, though. Leave off with the judgments and waffling, and try to make calculated decisions instead. Your impulses and judgment won’t be needed today, but your pragmatic attitude could come in handy. Take what you’ve learned and apply it, but don’t get twisted over-thinking anything today, Taurus.

  • Aries 5-18-23

    May 18, 2023… Stop right there, Ram! I’ve caught you vibes-handed. Wait, what? Well, the energy will be all for thinking things through rather than taking chances with spur of the moment decisions. Pausing for even just a moment to let your common sense catch up with your adrenaline could save you a lot of trouble in the long run. Actually, it will likely save you in the short run, too. Let’s be honest here! Gulp up the vibes and put your noggin to good use. Think before you leap, Aries.

  • Pisces 5-17-23

    May 17, 2023… If you feel like you just dragged yourself into hump day with little fanfare and a lot of side eye, welcome to the mid-week blues. I know: I would rather it be Friday, too. Preferably the pay day kind where every last dime doesn’t have to go to bills. I’ll take two of those, please and thank you. But since we can’t exactly order up our preferred day of the week (or extra pay days), we might as well buckle down and get stuff accomplished. We could get a lot done today if we stop complaining and get to work. In fact, we might get more done than usual, clearing up tasks for a nice, shiny clean slate for the rest of the work week. The weekend will get here on time, and until then, we can drag ourselves out of the blues and into a day so good we’ll think we ordered it right up.

  • Aquarius 5-17-23

    May 17, 2023… Real talk here: simply finding more distractions won’t make the big pile of work go away. Today’s vibes will be strong for a big finish. If you apply that energy to getting tasks accomplished rather than seeing how much time you can waste scrolling through your phone, Water Bearer, you’ll likely feel ready to take on the next task when it comes without all the overwhelm you may be experiencing now. It may be time to buckle down and get serious. What day is it, Aquarius? Hump day! So, get to work. We’re halfway to the weekend! Woot-woot!

  • Capricorn 5-17-23

    May 17, 2023… Oh my great golly. Is it just me or has this week been DRAGging, and it’s only Wednesday! Cappy, you could be hit with the low energies — and feel your motivation dwindle down to nothing as every responsibility weighs down on you. Use your impressive mind power to throw the energy sucking vibes out the window! Make the mental choice to buckle down and focus on finishing what’s in front of you. Then rinse and repeat. You can get through this day (and the week) like a champ. Keep on keeping on, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 5-17-23

    May 17, 2023… Wondering why Friday hasn’t shown up yet won’t get any work done on this hump day, Sag. So, quit watching the clock and try to focus. The vibes could be powerful for finishing projects and getting ready for the next big thing. This could be a results-oriented day if you aren’t focused on being sad that the weekend hasn’t yet arrived (not that anyone could blame you for that). It may feel like you’ve already fit a week into the first half of it, but if you can shift your focus back to what you’ve got to do, you may find your workload clearing and your energy relaxing as you treat yourself for a job well done. Not bad for a Wednesday, right?