Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Virgo 5-13-23

    May 13, 2023… Satur-YAY or Satur-NAY: Perspective is everything, am I right? The vibes will be strong for growth and a new mindset. Throwing out old, unhelpful ways of thinking could catapult you to a whole new level, Virgo. You could choose to be sulk your way through the day, dwelling on past problems and future obstacles, or you could power through it silky smooth by leading with a higher vibing perspective. Yay or nay, it’s all okay. What do you say?

  • Leo 5-13-23

    May 13, 2023… So, I was thinking — Oh look, shiny! Leo, you often embrace new, interesting stuff with a quickness like no other. That openness of yours will likely pair nicely with the boost in ability to embrace new mindsets coming from the vibe today. If you can pair these vibes with your open mindedness, you could easily embrace new perspectives, such as seeing someone in a new light or solving a problem from a different angle. Put your mind and the vibes to good use, Lion. Aim high for the things that shine!

  • Cancer 5-13-23

    May 13, 2023… Time to break free! No, I don’t mean a prison break, Cancer. I’m talking about releasing yourself from past hurt, yo. The vibe today will be unleashing marvelous energies for moving past hurt and letting go of pain. You don’t have to carry that heaviness with you forever. It’s in the past, so make strides to leave it in your rearview mirror, babe. Just to be clear, breaking free doesn’t mean burying the emotions so you don’t have to deal with them. No, no. Fully healing involves feeling, dealing, and letting go. Vroom vroom into the future, Crabby.

  • Gemini 5-13-23

    May 13, 2023… When one door closes, another door opens, right? Wrong. Not unless there are ghosts. Or a draft. But we all know what it’s supposed to mean, so let’s go with it. The vibes will be great for a strong growth game. Instead of focusing on all the closed doors of your past, focus on the doors (choices) in front of you. Which ones you’ll open will be totally up to you, and you can’t make the best decision if you spend all your time steeped in anger or regret. Moving forward may require that you let go and choose the best life for you with the options on the table. You could really gain some good insights today if you work on healing, forgiving, and moving forward with what you’ve learned. Doors closing and opening aside, give yourself whatever closure you need so you can have an amazing day and an awesome life, Gem.

  • Taurus 5-13-23

    May 13, 2023… Get ready to snatch up accomplishments like you’re in the world’s most competitive treasure hunt! Bull, you’ll be in luck when it comes to making progress thanks to the vibe today. Of course, that’s only if you scoop up the vibes and really kick your motivation into gear. But, like, why wouldn’t you? Just remember that burnout is a thing. Even if you’re feeling unstoppable with a big boost from the energies, breaks will be important for making the most of this. Rock on, Taurus!

  • Aries 5-13-23

    May 13, 2023… Going to need to you to pull up your big person pantaloons today and get over whatever drama you’ve been holding onto, Aries. The energetic vibes will be strong for growing up and getting over it. But buck up, buttercup: I mean this in the best possible way. Instead of clinging to the disappointments of the past, you’ll be striding with your fierce and powerful confidence into a stronger future. This is assuming, of course, that you’ll use this energy to learn from your past choices rather than nursing your grudges. Pantaloons up, Ram. Time to lead by example and get growing!

  • Pisces 5-12-23

    May 12, 2023… How many feels are too many? Asking for a friend. Today’s energy could be hella intense! While the thought of that might make you want to crawl back into your shell until the coast is clear, don’t forget that the vibes should be strong for a deeply intuitive energy. If you rely on your gut feeling and go gently, this day could be powerful without all that yucky feeling of overwhelm. Trust yourself. There will be so many feels, but if anyone can manage more mood changes than a tantrum-throwing toddler, it’s you, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 5-12-23

    May 12, 2023… Wut r werds? You might be having trouble finding the right ones today, Aquarius, which could throw your usual quick wit for a loop. The energy today will bring in strong intuition but a whole mess of intensity, too. All that intensity could have you struggling to express yourself. So, don’t struggle. Instead, be gentle with yourself, and find ways of showing how you feel rather than saying it. When you need the words, they’ll come, and don’t pressure yourself for eloquence. Just keep it simple, and know that your usual gift of gab will come back as the intensity lifts. In the meantime, chin up, gentle friend.

  • Capricorn 5-12-23

    May 12, 2023… Whoa, we’re halfway there! Smashing all the chairs! Cappy, if you feel like raging out harder than the Hulk on steroids, you might want to take a look at the intense energies coming in today. While it will likely be a challenge to choose kindness in the face of total d-bags under the influence of the vibes, you can ultimately be the bigger Goat. Rather than getting intensely angry, you can channel the vibes into strong empathy and understanding. Take control of the vibes. Living on a prayer, baby.

  • Sagittarius 5-12-23

    May 12, 2023… Coming in like a wrecking ball may be your MO but today will require you to come in a little less dramatically, Sag. Besides, who (other than maybe you) has the energy to roll up that way before coffee? You’ll likely feel an intense energetic vibe with a strong underlying intuition. Rather than trying to come up with words to articulate what you’ll be feeling, you’ll be better served to act on your insights. Just take care to go gently to avoid doing unnecessary damage. No wrecking ball needed today. Although a forklift might not be a bad idea to get you out of bed. Or maybe a stick of dynamite? Anyway, get up and ready to rise and shine, awesome and amazing Archer! Coffee and this day await your wondrous presence!