Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Gemini 4-29-23

    Apr 29, 2023… Like sensible shoes, this day could feel comfortable for you, Gem. Maybe it won’t shimmer in excitement, but you can expect the brightness of a growth-oriented day. With today’s vibe, you’ll likely feel a sensible energy with some real financial potential. If you have a financial goal, you could make real progress today, like starting a savings plan or planning to pay off debts. Or it could be that you’ll experience some practical personal growth — like facing a truth and doing something about it. Use your natural exuberance to infuse this pragmatic day with a fun flavor, Twins.

  • Taurus 4-29-23

    Apr 29, 2023… Mind your Ps and Qs? Uh, I think you mean count your pennies and quarters. Taurus, I’m sure you tend to be mindful about money, but you could be in for extra assistance in that area. There will be an earthy energy that is finance oriented as the energies today. Getting your dollar affairs in order could be right in line with the energies, especially if that’s slipped through the cracks recently. Money, money, money!

  • Aries 4-29-23

    Apr 29, 2023… Forward progress = awesome. With today’s vibe, you could be taking your growth game to the next level or achieving some upward mobility in your goals. While your hard work absolutely deserves a round of applause, take care not to put your expectations and abilities on anyone else’s shoulders. Likewise, don’t compare yourself to anyone doing better. Just be proud of you and celebrate your worthy accomplishments. With booze maybe. Or a night out on the town. Or (introverts, I’m looking at you) at home in pajamas streaming shows and eating pizza while your favorite person rubs your feet…or your fifteen cats come by for a cuddle. Just celebrate yourself however that looks and leave the judging for Judy.

  • Pisces 4-28-23

    Apr 28, 2023… “Add to Cart” may not be your friend today, Pisces. Near-instant delivery sounds fantastic, but before you get another one of whatever you love, maybe sleep on it. Today could bring in an energy that could have you wanting to throw money at whatever you love. The energetic vibes could also be strong for learning new things and accelerating your growth game. Your inner wisdom will see that leveling up on your personal growth will get you further than accumulating debt today, and whatever you learn just might lead to an entertainingly delightful surprise if you pay attention, Fishy. Put down the plastic and go forth to do great things!

  • Aquarius 4-28-23

    Apr 28, 2023… Holy guacamole, Aquarius! While your hard work is both impressive and duly noted, everyone needs a day off. Preferably to grab some guacamole, chips and queso (don’t forget the margaritas), but you do you. The energetic vibes, however, could tempt you into overdoing it. Your many, many projects may be demanding attention, but to care no to over-extend yourself. Instead, you could channel the energy into working on personal growth goals. When the day is done, treat yourself to guac and margaritas!

  • Capricorn 4-28-23

    Apr 28, 2023… Can I get large fries? Actually, super size that. Wait, no. Universe size it! Happy Cappy, you could be feeling heckin indulgent thanks to the energy today, which will unleash vibes all about desire to the max. You may be thinking you ought to treat yourself, and you’re not wrong. However, treating yourself can come in all sorts of forms, and it doesn’t have to be about spending big bucks or eating bunches of food. Gasp! Challenge yourself to find ways you can do good for yourself (hint, do extra self care) without breaking the bank. Get it, Goat!

  • Sagittarius 4-28-23

    Apr 28, 2023… This day could be amaze-balls for you, Saggy, as long as you hold tight to your wallet and don’t give it over to the next convincing stranger. Today could have the vibes leaning toward splurging, but instead of getting spendy, you could really use this strong vibe toward learning something new or leveling up your growth game. If the spending thing sounded like more fun, don’t forget that growing could lead you toward some cool surprises if you haven’t blown all your cash on a slightly suspect cause. Keep an eye on your goals, your hand firmly away from your wallet, and open up to the a-freakin-mazing things that can unfold when you focus on self-improvement, awesome Archer.

  • Scorpio 4-28-23

    Apr 28, 2023… Don’t mess your pants but I’ve got some amazing news, Pisces. This Friday, there could be surprises in store thanks to the vibe today! Not bad surprises, like the cops finding that body you buried in the backyard. No, I’m talking about cool surprises. For instance, maybe that frame job you did to set up your arch nemesis will suddenly pull together. Perhaps you’ll find a dollar bill in the dryer. Anything could happen, but it’ll likely be closer to the dryer scenario than the other, I hope. Keep your eyes peeled, Scorpio, and make it fabulous.

  • Libra 4-28-23

    Apr 28, 2023… Feeling cute. Might try to sneak into Area 51 again. IDK. Libra, think this through. The vibe today will promote evolutionary energies, which will be awesome for expanding your mind or experiences. That doesn’t mean you should jump the gun on risqué, passionate enterprises (AKA don’t try to invade Area 51 to get “friendly” with some hot aliens). Rather, you could explore some other interests or make headway on a side project. You might also jump into a new thing that’s piqued your interest (again, not spicy Roswell aliens). Make magic, Scales.

  • Virgo 4-28-23

    Apr 28, 2023… Everyone knows just how much your goals mean to you. They’ve probably seen your Pinterest board, read your bulleted social media posts, and admired your wall of post-it notes. No surprises there, Virgo. But sometimes you MAYBE overdo it a bit. Indeed, the energy could have you jumping into plans in a big way, but take care not to go buckwild with it. The vibes will be strong for making real progress, so long as you take things one step at a time. Today, allow growth to unfold without pushing for perfection. Roll with the flow.