Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Aquarius 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… Your natural mental agility could be giving some serious side eye to your emotions. What the actual frock, right? You could find yourself starring as the rope in a tug of war between head and heart. That may mean putting distance between yourself and others as you try to figure out what to do with the inner turmoil. Perhaps you’ll seize both options, and if you can make it work, do it! But you might have to choose, which could have your side eye turning to the door for escape. Don’t forget an eye you could be leaving out — the third one! Indeed, your intuition could come in handy when you don’t know what to choose. Tune into your gut for a tie-breaker, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… Almost as bad as a dragged out zombie apocalypse movie, today will likely be another emotionally-charged day for Caps. On the brighter side of things, the energy will be all about taking charge and reinvigorating some area of your life. That’s right, it’s time for a make-over. Or a wardrobe update. Maybe both. I’m judging you pretty hard right now. Anyhow, whether you’re searching for a physical change or a mental alteration, like practicing kinder self-talk or discovering something new and interesting, the energies will be great for sorting out the feels… both physical and mental. Take the first step into something new and different. That may be just what the doctor ordered in order to revitalize your soul!

  • Sagittarius 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… Feeling like your head and heart may be about to rumble like a West Side Story style street fight could be the energy of the day. But without the cool music. When head and heart ram up against each other, you may feel genuinely pulled between them. Your love of learning could have you wanting to listen to your head, but your perpetually young-at-heart personality could have you leaning toward your heart. Deciding between them could have you feeling conflicted, which could send you running toward the clearance aisle for some retail therapy to help you sort thoughts and feelings. Meditate on something yummy while you sort out what you want to do, but don’t forget to trust your gut, Sag.

  • Scorpio 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… You’re a weirdo, Scorpster! Honestly, that’s not an insult. All the most interesting people are weird! Normal is boring AF. Today’s vibes will illuminate your true self, like an x-ray revealing your bones to everyone! Emotional? Oh, yes. Often times we hide our true selves because we think our weirdness will scare people off. Well, let people be scared. They’re losers anyway if they can’t handle a little (or A LOT of) weirdness. You, my dear Scorpio, are the master of unique feelings. While the other Signs might struggle with the incoming vibe, you could be in your happy place of being you. Don’t hide your ideas! There’s something about them that can inspire other people to be themselves, too. Cool, right? Get out there and dance to the music of your own piano.

  • Libra 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… Buckle up, sweet cheeks, because today you’ll be getting your booty back into the driver’s seat of all the feels. No more being taken for a ride in the madness of an emotional vortex. Instead, Libra, you’ll be both driver and navigator. You’ll likely thrive in this “my way or the highway” energy. The vibe will encourage sharp focus on your own personal power. While the other signs might get confused about this Libra energy mixed up with the Scorpio passion, you can choose a stagnant area of your life to jumpstart while using this vibe to your full advantage. Time to turn up some tunes and get stuff done!

  • Virgo 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… Wanting to shut down all the feels so you can overthink about it may be the go-to response on a low vibing day, analytical Virgo, but the energy will unleash big vibes demanding that you pay attention to emotions. Being able to combine head, heart, and intuition could help guide you forward so long as you don’t double-down on your stubborn refusal to factor in those feelings. I see you, Virgin. And I know you can handle these vibes (and the feels). Time to rise and shine!

  • Leo 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… You’ll be shining so bright today, Leo, that those around you just might need shades, and that part of Saturday can be pretty amazing. But pesky crap could arise if you trip on all the feels (or into bed with someone you don’t really like) that could result from today’s powerful energy. With this vibe, you might have a bit of a time trying to sort out how you feel… and crave both some space and a connection. Focus on spreading some light all around (like, big picture stuff) if you don’t feel like getting up close and personal (wink wink), because you, lovely Lion, probably don’t want to wake up on Sunday with a stranger wearing your clothes and eating your cheerios.

  • Cancer 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… Alligators. Sharks. Flesh-eating virus. You, telling everyone they’re an idiot. All things that could get you killed — or at least get your butt kicked. Today’s incoming vibe could have you feeling smarter than everyone else in the room but telling them that will make you look like a jerk. Instead, focus on using the powerful energy to solve problems and take care of any unfinished business you’ve been busy grudge-holding about. In fact, the most powerful thing you could do today just might be to use these strong, emotional vibes to move forward. Letting go of the heavy stuff you may have hung on to will make you feel stronger and more powerful than that grudge ever could. Hey, you’d be being the bigger person in that situation, which will suit your mood today down to the ground. If that’s not a win-win, I don’t know what is, Cancer!

  • Gemini 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… OUCH! GET OFF ME!!! At least that’s what your head might say if your heart tries to butt in. You know, if that was physically possible. Today will have that kind of vibe. Gem, your saucy attitude may be taking cues from your head while your heart protests from the backseat, demanding attention. Your head will want to keep driving, but it could be driving distracted. Fortunately, if you work to give them both a little attention, it will likely help you feel more balanced and focused this Saturday, Twins.

  • Taurus 4-15-23

    Apr 15, 2023… Well, today will likely be another emotionally-charged — wait, no! Come back! DON’T RUN AWAY FROM ME, TAURUS. *whispers* I have cookies. Okay, well, today could be charged with emotions, sure, with the energy swirling around. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing! Whether you’re fed up with some part of your life or you’re bored or whatnot and you feel like changing things up, you can turn your emotions and today’s energies into actually changing stuff up! Yeah, see? I’m not here to lecture you about emotional well-being (not this time…). You can do a little happy dance as you ride the vibes of new possibilities. *Sips tea* And you thought you could run from me and my wisdom. Amateur.