Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Gemini 4-9-23

    Apr 9, 2023… Today could be coming in as hot as you look in those pants, dear Gem. No pants? Well, this just got awkward. Anyway, pants or none, you can expect some passion with today’s energy. Could go in the direction of hot bedroom play or a powerful push toward your closet decluttering plan. However you use this motivation, I hope you find the day to be super satisfying, Twins. Own the vibes!

  • Taurus 4-9-23

    Apr 9, 2023… I feel great, like I could destroy anyone in my path! Okay, Taurus, maybe reel it in a bit. Sure, the vibe will be reflecting powerhouse energies throughout the day that could fill you up with grand ego juice. That doesn’t mean you should go all apocalypse on the people who seem to be in your way. While it’ll be fabulous for you to feel unstoppable, remember that people have feelings and if you squish them like annoying bugs during your power trip, you could be in for some real trouble down the road. Do your thang, but don’t take out the people around you. You’re the ace, Bull.

  • Aries 4-9-23

    Apr 9, 2023… Before you burn down every bridge you’ve ever built in a fit of temper, think of how you can use that sense of passion to ignite positive change in your life. With today’s vibe, you can bet your cute backside that the day will be filled with that kind of passionate intensity, but whether you use that to purge negativity or create it will be entirely on your able shoulders, Aries.

  • Pisces 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… “Why are you the way you are?” is a great question…but maybe not to ask yourself out loud in public. Just saying, Pisces. Trying to examine why you feel the way you do right now could be the vibe today. The strong vibes could have you wanting to take a closer look, but just make sure any thinking done about the problem will be done in your head. Unless strange looks turn you on, and then by all means… otherwise, maybe talk it out with yourself, taking a little time for self-care while you figure out your feelings. Because you’ve GOT this.

  • Aquarius 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… Forecast be looking a little people-y out there, Aquarius. With today’s vibe, you could be experiencing a pretty big disconnect from your sense of self and your relationships. Before you set out on a new life as a secret agent in a nudist colony on Mars, maybe seek out a little self-care time — and let your loved ones know that you just need some “me” time. Give yourself space to sort out your feelings. Even the friendliest of Water Bearers could benefit from a moment of solitude to evaluate who you are and what you want right now. You know what to do!

  • Capricorn 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… Get off my lawn! Cap, the entire world isn’t your yard, buddy. Still, don’t be surprised if you feel like yelling that at people this Saturday. The vibe will be promoting a disconnect between your sense of self and the way you feel about other people. That means you’ll have an opportunity to sort through unspoken feelings, if you can constructively talk things out. Ugh, I know. How dare the Universe challenge you to deal with feelings like an adult?! Of course, you can totally own this challenge and come out on top. Or you could run scared like a chicken. Are you a chicken or are you a Goat?! That’s what I thought.

  • Sagittarius 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… If no to the hell no was a mood, you might find yourself parked there. Only you don’t have to stay stuck feeling cranky about all the feels you’ve got about people in your life. With today’s energy, that sense of a disconnect could have you craving solitude. As much as you want to believe in the best in others, you’ve been burned before. Sorting out what’s coming from past hurts and what’s happening now can help you to make better choices and have healthier relationships. Triggers could be cues showing you what needs to be healed so you can stop dragging old baggage into new situations, Sag.

  • Scorpio 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… Ouch! I just hurt my own feelings in a totally made up scenario. You ever have that happen, Scorpio? Well, there will be vibes that can mess with your sense of self and have you hating on yourself or second guessing your choices. Screw that noise. Overcome the energies through the power of your mind! While that might sound like lame one-liner, you really can overcome the stank energies. Remember that you’re all that and a bag of chips, friend. The Universe can choke on a tastefully shaped lollipop if it tries to make you think otherwise! I believe in you, Scorpio.

  • Libra 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… Let there be light! It’s you. You’re the light… the light of my life! Anyway Libra, you could have a light bulb moment or two as the vibe presents awesome sauce opportunities for seeking truth behind your emotions. Just be careful you don’t have emotional outbursts, especially if you’re feeling agitated by the people around you. It’s not their fault the Universe will be trying to tug on your innermost emotions with these vibes. Dig deep and restore your inner harmony. You’ve got this, Scales.

  • Virgo 4-8-23

    Apr 8, 2023… You might be thinking Superman had a great idea with the whole Fortress of Solitude thing, even if that xray vision was a little creepy. Anyway, you’ll likely be feeling a disconnect between yourself and the people in your life today. Needing time to figure things out could propel you to take a little space to think, and it’s okay to take that space. If you can trace your feelings back to the source, you could see more clearly how to bridge the disconnect or deal with unresolved issues. Find your own Fortress of Solitude (blanket fort, anyone?) and give yourself the time to think it out. Feelings aren’t Kryptonite, V; they’re fuel to move forward.