Jun 11, 2023… Ever wondered what it would be like to ride to hell in a handbasket? Well, it probably won’t be nearly as fun as you’ve imagined. Now, Cancer, if you have stayed on top of your game through this screwed up year, you could just discover that this day will be easier to win than you’d imagined. But if you’ve been sticking your fingers in your years and yodeling, “LALALALA” the whole time, you’ve brought an army of mutant sharks on yourself, pal. I hope you have a handbasket at the ready! But, Crab, remember to shake out your Claws — and once you put your mind to working towards a solution, not even a whole army can stop you! Are you ready?! Hecking yeah! Are you ready to get through this Sunday? Let’s flicking DO this, buddy!
