Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Capricorn 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… Be careful not to fall off your high horse with all the excitement buzzing in the air today, Cap. Your judgment and finger shaking isn’t needed, but your experiences could be helpful to someone else who’s struggling. Opening your mind and using your mouth to help someone out through an similar experience you’ve been through will go further than judging or simply offering advice. You can do it, and you will feel terrific!

  • Sagittarius 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… Sagittarians tend to be about as excited for change (that they don’t choose on their own) as most people are about a colonoscopy. Today, excitement and new feelings could be in store. Don’t fight the vibes! Instead, embrace change. Maybe it’s about time for some growing pains. Expand your horizons! Explore new territory! Work with the vibes to grow and let go of the old and outdated. Sometimes you gotta clean out your fridge and get rid of the moldy blueberries that got shoved to the back, you know? Sure, change isn’t necessarily easy, but it can be rejuvenating and a nice “change” of pace (LOL. See what I did there?). Embrace it. Throw out the moldy fruit, Sag.

  • Scorpio 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… Every day is leg day when you run from your problems, right, Scorpio? I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, but those pesky emotions aren’t going to go away because you’re hiding from them (or running from them, drinking them away). All the energy in the sky on Tuesday will be like an emotion mirror in HD. And, frankly, you’ll look wrinkly as all heck if you don’t let loose. Try sinking into those feelings instead with music or a mood-appropriate movie. Get them out. Yell, cry, punch a pillow, or love fiercely. Get randomly kind. Whatever speaks to you. You will likely help you avoid a heck of an emotional hangover tomorrow and you might make this world a little better in the meantime.

  • Libra 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… If someone tells you “Hey, don’t go that way. It’s dangerous!” but you’re all like “Shut up, idiot. I got this.” and then you end up sinking in quicksand in 2.5 seconds, then who’s the real idiot? Well, with this vibe, you could get a little too big for your britches, Libra. There’s a lesson for growth hidden here. Yes, you often have great intuition. You’ve got a talent for feeling out situations and knowing things, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t subject to being absolutely, totally wrong sometimes. Keep it humble, keep it real, keep the mind open and stay chill. You’ve got this.

  • Virgo 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… Let them eat cake! Yes, because cake solves the problems of poverty, Antoinette. Honestly (rolls eyes)… Like Marie Antoinette, you could find yourself saying some dumb stuff as you give in to the desire to want to blindly defend your viewpoints today, Virgo. Check your dogma at the door, dude. Even though you’re known for wisdom, there’s always room to improve, especially when it comes to expanding the mind. Full-frontal honesty here: you may get seriously tied down by your beliefs and get really super fixed in your opinions. Make an effort today to learn something new or challenge your beliefs by speaking with people or watching videos by people who hold beliefs counter to your own. You never know what you could discover. Search on, Virgo!

  • Leo 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… Karma might get all the credit for being a big B, but Leos come in a close second when mad as a murder hornet. Today, the energy will tempt you to dig in those stubborn heels in an argument, but don’t do it. You may find yourself needing to let go of an opinion you’ve been clinging to like a rock in a storm and accept that maybe you could be wrong. Isn’t that a kick in the head??? But learning something new? Could be an exciting start to a new opportunity if you open up to it. So shelve the need to hang on. Let go and see if this day offers you something new.

  • Cancer 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… If you go on a zipline without checking that your safety line is secure, you could be in for some trouble. Cancers tend towards the optimistic outcome in situations like this, but what happens when their anchors come undone? What if the entire dang zipline falls apart? The vibes today will be about letting go of old viewpoints and outdated information. Not so tough for you, right? After all, the Cancer is always moving forward, aiming towards the future. Allow yourself to go through the motions in order to accept changes today, learn from them, and then make a newer, better, more secure zipline. For the hopeful, positive Crab, there will always be a new anchor to keep you steady.

  • Gemini 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… If you enjoy being blindsided by exciting, new feelings that seem to come out of the blue with no warning, then you’ll definitely appreciate the vibes this Tuesday, Gem. Whatever is a Gemini to do with such changes? Embrace them, of course. You will navigate any dang thing the sea of life throws at you like a seasoned captain. No matter what the Universe throws at you, you come back at it even stronger, usually with a one finger salute to boot. You’ve got this, and you really don’t need me to tell you that, Gem.

  • Taurus 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… All-wise and all-knowing may be your shtick, Taurus, but expect the rest of the Zodiac to tell you to, um, shtick it up your tail if you wade in today with advice without waiting to be asked. Your natural charm and charisma might have them biting their tongue, but trust me when I say they’ll probably be biting down on the f-bomb they want to let loose if you think you know their lives better than they do. With this vibe, if you use this day’s energy to listen and learn rather than advise and convince, you’ll have the kind of balanced day. Everyone will be busy appreciating your epic ability to listen and empathize.

  • Aries 6-20-23

    Jun 20, 2023… Remembering old traumas is about as fun as a barrel full of monkeys, if the monkeys are dead and the barrel is covered in poison spikes. The vibe today could be great for teachable moments. More specifically, you could use some of your personal struggles to help someone else. Old traumas could be resurfacing, but instead of breaking down and breaking stuff because of the pain, you can use your analyzer ability to look at the old pain in a new light. You may get to help someone, which is a secret passion of Aries (shhh, we won’t tell anyone your little secret). Use the vibes today and your superpower of self-improvement to help others deal with their own spikey barrels of dead monkeys. (Note: no monkeys were harmed in the making of this horoscope.)