Jun 22, 2023… Do Virgos like surprises? Maybe! Depends what the surprise is! Well, today could be filled with awkward little surprise moments, like a surprise birthday party for you even though it isn’t your birthday. They better keep socially distant and it is a weird holiday choice… but that’s what makes it a surprise! Or getting condolence cards in the mail for your Uncle Barnabos’s passing. Like, who even has an uncle named Barnabos??? NOT YOU (PSA: Sorry if you do. Sorrier if he’s dead.). At any rate, there will likely be surprises in store. Thanks a ton, Universe! They will be good or questionable based on how you handle them. Will you rage quit this day or blaze brightly with optimism? It’s all on you, buddy.
Category: Horoscopes Pub2
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Leo 6-22-23
Jun 22, 2023… Leos could have a big surprise coming their way! These surprises will be g-r-e-a-t, like Frosted Flakes. Or perhaps they’ll be total poop. Depends on whether or not you like sugar coated corn flakes. Well, actually, it all depends on you, Leo. Will you fly high on good vibes and use that noggin of yours to problem solve and get through life’s little surprises? Or will you fall apart at the seams and crabby crawl on the ground with your lowest vibes? The choice is yours. I know you’re going to nail this day… no matter what comes.
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Cancer 6-22-23
Jun 22, 2023… Smarty pants or sassy pants? Do any of them have reindeer on them? That would be cool! So, maybe choose the pants your butt looks the best in and skip the others. Today, Cancer, figuring out that you don’t have all the answers doesn’t have to be the end of the world as you know it. You may find that the freedom to sometimes be wrong and learn something new gives you greater power in the decisions that you make. Plus, it saves room for surprises — like finding out what’s under the tree without having secretly opened all the presents before re-wrapping them. Step into the good old driver’s seat of change knowing that your butt looks great and you get to choose the road you take.
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Gemini 6-22-23
Jun 22, 2023… Well, Geminis, get prepared for a wake-up call. No, not from Santa — though whether you’re on the Naughty or Nice list is questionable. The vibes today will be all about facing challenges in what you believe. Will your faith be shaken? Will you crumble under pressure? Or will you come out on top like the badass that I know you are?! Life is full of surprises and challenges, but whether you crumble beneath the pressure or beat the Universe into a bloody pulp is something you’ll have to own all on your own. Don’t give up, because you WILL own the day.
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Taurus 6-22-23
Jun 22, 2023… Bystanders may be unsure if your slow blink today will be communicating Morse code or if that’s just your WTH-face. It can actually be quite the surprise when you learn that there are things that actually fall outside of your control — like every-dang-body else. The good news? You’re in control of YOU. Once you realize just how much power lies in controlling your own thoughts and behaviors, you’ll be ready for any surprises that could pop up today. Own that stuff, the way Bulls were meant to!
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Aries 6-22-23
Jun 22, 2023… Forecast calls for a lot of WTH mixed with regular showers of oh heck no. Scuttling in and out your blanket fort may seem like a reasonable strategy when dealing with the energy of the day. Challenges may have you feeling a little out of control. To weather the storm, come up with a strategy to empower yourself to make it the best it can be. Take a shower (you’ll smell better). Reach for a piece of fruit rather than an over-processed snack. Drink all the damn water everyone says we need to drink. The kind of day you’ll be having will depend entirely on what you do with it.
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Pisces 6-21-23
Jun 21, 2023… The wonderful thing about Tiggers is also the wonderful thing about you, Pisces. Your bounce-back ability is fierce as fun. Good thing, too, because this day’s strong moody vibes might have you feeling like you’ve been hit by an emotional tsunami. While your go-to response is usually “I’m a no drama llama; gotta go”, today you’ll want to find a way to consider someone else’s point of view to keep from getting swept away. If the energy has you feeling stuck, channel that terrific Tigger bounce back and keep at it.
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Aquarius 6-21-23
Jun 21, 2023… Well, Aquarius, thanks to the vibe today, you could find yourself feeling moody and not know how to express yourself. Instead of imploding — which may seem like a great option — channel your frustrations through some form of artistic communication, whether that’s storytelling, painting, making music, or some other creative activity that you adore. You rock!
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Capricorn 6-21-23
Jun 21, 2023… The energy of the day could have Cappy feeling moody and broody — just don’t be so dang rude-y. The Universe won’t be trying to do you sideways, but it may feel that way. Use any lingering frustration and turmoil to your advantage by learning from it. Disappointment could point toward unrealistic expectations. Bitterness could reveal old wounds that need healing. Channeling today’s energy for healing will help you move toward your goals. The more you know, the more you’ll grow.
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Sagittarius 6-21-23
Jun 21, 2023… Like a cocooned caterpillar, Sag will have the chance to transform and evolve into a majestic hippopotamus! Or a platypus, even. While the vibes today may feel a bit heavy, there will also be the opportunity to reinvent yourself. Perhaps this Wednesday you can challenge yourself to ride on the wrecking ball and swing from the chandelier. Tear the old stuff down! Let go of the past. Exorcise the ghosts. Put those zombies back in their graves, dang it. Use the vibes today to make a change and unshackle yourself from the past. As hard as it may be, letting go of things that are holding you back can be the best way to free yourself up and move forward. Become the platypus you were always meant to be, Archer!