Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Virgo 6-12-23

    Jun 12, 2023… Like a decent kid (not one of the spoiled, bratty types) with a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, there’s so much potential for Virgos! The vibes today will be powerfully positive and everything you touch could get bigger and better (no, that’s not an innuendo, naughty V). Virgos can ride this energy into some great ideas and fun times. Yee — and I cannot stress this enough — haw!

  • Leo 6-12-23

    Jun 12, 2023… Forecast for today includes strong, positive vibes big enough to bring you to the big O. That’s O for Opportunity, of course. Wait — what were you thinking that meant?? The rushing, gushing energy will have you feeling euphoric. Leos could grab onto opportunities and ride them hard to make the most of the today. Leave the rest of the Zodiac saying, I’ll have some of what that that Lion’s having.

  • Cancer 6-12-23

    Jun 12, 2023… Unicorns, magical mermaids, rainbows ending in obscene piles of gold — this day could feel practically mythical in its magic. You’re going to want to grab some of that for yourself. Today’s energy will bring with it big happy energy. Channel these bright vibes into creating the life you want and building the relationships you desire. The energy will be ripe for charming other people — like Cancers love to do. Enjoy the feelings of closeness brought in by this happy energy by being mindful, present, and grateful.

  • Gemini 6-12-23

    Jun 12, 2023… Not everything that glitters is gold. For instance, the tiger fish is unicorn level shimmery but also it could bite out your jugular. The vibes for Gemini today could be great for gains, if you can tell the difference between a live tiger fish versus some real golden opportunities. Today’s energy will be reflecting vibes for carelessness and extravagances. Couple that with the optimistic energies, and this could spell trouble for Geminis who go overboard. Use your ability for higher thinking to assess things before you jump into new purchases or opportunities this Monday. Instead let the big vibes lead you toward your passions.

  • Taurus 6-12-23

    Jun 12, 2023… Bulls can fly if they can learn to embrace higher thinking. Well, not real bulls. Or can they..? (If Bulls ever grow flapping wings, I’m outta here) Anyhow, the energies today will be perfect for Taurus — not winged bulls — to access their higher selves. You can feel reborn with some luck on your side and soar to new heights on the gales of great vibes. What are you waiting for? Spread those wings!

  • Aries 6-12-23

    Jun 12, 2023… Like a person running for their life from a mountain lion, Aries are going places today. Luckily for Ram peeps, those places are better than a mountain lion’s stomach. The energies today will be fantastic for accomplishing stuff! Aries tend to be self-starters and hardworking by nature, so if you can tap into the positive energies by focusing on your passions, you’ll be unstoppable. Get your groove on.

  • Pisces 6-11-23

    Jun 11, 2023… Dang! Ouch! Quit that! Nothing hurts as much as a gut-punch of truth, am I right? The vibe will be strong for bringing situations to a head, and whether or not things go well will depend on the choices you’ve made. Problems ignored may come in like a hit, while problems you’ve diligently tackled with your passion and determination will likely resolve better than you ever thought they would. If you find yourself doubled over and aching, don’t let it disempower you, Pisces. You’re never a victim of fate, and today will be no exception. Use whatever happens today to push you toward your goals. You are amazing and tenacious — capable of achieving anything.

  • Aquarius 6-11-23

    Jun 11, 2023… Kaleidoscopes are pretty, right? Until you pull them back, and you’ve got a black eye. Don’t get punked by the Universe today, Aquarius. It can be easy to get lost in your daydreams and forget that you actually have to do something make some progress, am I right? With the vibe today, any inaction might just back up on you like a disgusting toilet in a one-bedroom studio apartment you have to share with the world’s grossest roommate. Refusing to make a choice is still a choice, and today you’ll want to use this energy toward making progress. Remember: you are a badass. Go forth and act like it!

  • Capricorn 6-11-23

    Jun 11, 2023… Better grab a hazmat suit and a shield because it will be hitting the fan today, Cap. The vibe today could have you feeling like a hot mess. Today will be about seeing what you’ve generated with your choices. To navigate these strong energetic vibes, take ownership of the issues that you can control. Your ability to see all sides will help you determine what you can and can’t control. Taking action will help remind you that the Universe never dishes out garbage — just lessons that you have the power to learn or ignore. Once you climb into the driver’s seat, today will be so much easier, Capricorn!

  • Sagittarius 6-11-23

    Jun 11, 2023… This day could feel a lot like taking a bath in rubbing alcohol after getting paper cuts on 95% of your body. Not. Pleasant. But it doesn’t HAVE to be, Sag. Luckily, if you’ve stayed on top of issues and have been working to face them, you may find that this Sunday turns out better than you thought it would. However, if you’ve been avoiding things like the plague (um, literally and metaphorically this year) then, well, you’ve made your bath, now get it in it! Either way, there’s a lesson to be learned. When you decide to take control over what you CAN change, you ultimately help yourself. Show off your bow and charge at your problems, Archer.