Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Taurus 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… Get the plunger ready because the Taureans are likely going to deal with clogged up toilet brains today. Bull, you tend to be very grounded, but the Moon will be reflecting some serious imbalances today which could feel like your brains to go all mushy and junk. You can get that TP unstuck and your brain juices flowing normally again by going with the flow — literally. Don’t fight the tide. Let the chips fall and the Universe do its thing. You will feel absolutely fantastic simply by being your best version of you and accepting the lessons and growth that’s mixed into this weird Wednesday vibe.

  • Aries 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… If ever there were an energy that nudged Aries finally go over the edge and rearrange an entire town, today may very well be that day. An Aries is able to maintain a sense of internal calmness by having high standards for their environment. Whether it is controlled chaos or uber-organized is pretty individual, but the need to have everything exactly where they want it is pretty standard, isn’t it? So, if your vibes are all out of whack, to help yourself stay out of trouble (AKA other people’s personal space), go to task on something you’ve been meaning to get done forever but have been putting off. Finishing up what you’ve started will make you feel better than you think. It’ll be amazing. You’ll see.

  • Pisces 6-13-23

    Jun 13, 2023… Today’s mashup of intense thoughts and feelings are likely to feel like soup and taste like dirt — at first. If frustration sets in, you could do what you do whenever technology goes haywire and hitting it isn’t helping (as it rarely does). You could try rebooting your day! Practicing self-care, clarifying communication, and avoiding impulsive reactions (yes, for real) could contribute to a more productive and less stressful day, Pisces. Wanting to punch today in the face might not be as helpful as hitting the restart button and coming at it with a different perspective.

  • Aquarius 6-13-23

    Jun 13, 2023… Online shopping? Stuffing every snack into your pie hole? Today’s energy might be reflecting today’s hot mess of thoughts and feelings, but that doesn’t mean you should buy (or eat) all the things to cope. It does mean that it could serve you well to check your impulses. A stubborn refusal to deviate from any plans you may have set for yourself may actually help you wade through the bull-spit of the day so that you can have a strong week.

  • Capricorn 6-13-23

    Jun 13, 2023… Thinking about getting sucked back into your ex’s orbit or to getting drawn into a mutiny at work? Stop right there. Stuff’s about to get real, and any burning desire to tell everyone what you think of them may not serve you well, Cappy. Tuesday misunderstandings may abound, but if you keep your head down to work or focus on what you need to do to succeed, you may just find you get through the day and shine with your relationships and job intact. Two words describe the solution for what ails you: Self Care.

  • Sagittarius 6-13-23

    Jun 13, 2023… Sagittarians will likely navigate the currents of an epic onslaught of thoughts and emotions with a little more ease than other signs with today’s vibe. No, not by getting completely day drunk by noon. You’ve got this without having to add extra ingredients. Still, while a lot of signs can’t ride the high tide of emotions today, this energy will be your specialty. In the words of Dory, just keep swimming. Don’t let people drag you to the bottom of the cesspool — and perhaps you might also be able to help someone you care about come up for air.

  • Scorpio 6-13-23

    Jun 13, 2023… Your wicked mouth and dirty mind will likely benefit from taking a backseat to a more practical approach today. When Tuesday meets the energy of today, thoughts and feelings can feel out of your normal level of control. Retail therapy may be best avoided, and eating your feelings may be less productive than, say, practicing self-care and avoiding at all costs the annoying boss or coworker. Stay-at-home parents should anticipate tantrums; your own and your child’s. So, what’s a Scorpio to do? Own the spectacular, passionate energy and let your uniqueness and otherworldliness shine. By being the most authentic version of you, you are going to slay the day.

  • Libra 6-13-23

    Jun 13, 2023… People are simply kindle for a dumpster fire today, Libra. Get some space if you can. Choosing to work alone instead of with a group could help avoid the strong emotions and misleading thoughts that might arise with an energy like this. If working or living with a group is unavoidable, giving your minions and subjects the benefit of the doubt may help prevent you from dropping the F-bomb on someone in a heated moment. That’s always a bad idea, so climbing up and above anything (or anyone) emotionally will make you feel a zillion times more… like your cool self.

  • Virgo 6-13-23

    Jun 13, 2023… When a Tuesday (here we go again) meets a vibe like today’s energy, communication will likely be a challenge for Virgos. Rather than confronting a colleague on their bullship or dealing with a nagging relationship issue, hitting restart could just be the best solution to address the confusion. Honestly — old issues may be best resolved with a fresh perspective and you will have the extra super powers to get it done.

  • Leo 6-13-23

    Jun 13, 2023… Today could feel like the energy will be simply inspiring — to drop all the F-bombs you’ve been saving up. The question will be: Are you sizzling hot or are you a cold dish of ticked off? Come on Leo — you can use the simmering emotions with this day’s vibe for good. Really. I promise. Come to someone’s defense or clean up a mess that’s been weighing you down. You’ve got the power today.