Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Cancer 6-8-23

    Jun 8, 2023… I think I just saw the ghost of Abe Lincoln! Oh, no. It’s just a map of Mississippi on the wall. Cancer, whether or not you’re into the supernatural, it’s spookily accurate that the vibe will release epic energies for using spirituality for healing. You can gain much needed soulful healing through more mystical means when you lean into the spiritual energies this Thursday. For example, if you feel dead tired, try necromancy! That was a joke. Really, though, falling back on your spiritual beliefs can be quite helpful. Revive your soul, Crabby.

  • Gemini 6-8-23

    Jun 8, 2023… Before you put on that lovemaking playlist you probably have saved, try to remember the vibe may not mean an all-day love fest. Although now that I think about it, why not? Sounds fan-freaking-tastic, right? But that passion might also come in handy when it comes to connecting at a less naked level. Like having intimate, vulnerable conversations with someone you love or manifesting your dreams by focusing on exactly what you want and need. The vibes will be hella strong, and if you get some extra time with a lover, great. But either way, the energy will be strong for making things happen in a big way. Enjoy it, Gem!

  • Taurus 6-8-23

    Jun 8, 2023… Trying to fit in a quickie or a nooner into your crazy schedule could have you stressed — but chill, Bull. While passion will definitely be on the menu, that doesn’t mean the day will automatically serve up intimacy. Back to work, everyone. Especially you, Taurus! Use the passionate vibes to focus on your priorities and goals. You know the power of your mind. Focus on what you want, and then go out and get it. If you can fit in the more amorous activities, good for you, but try to actually earn your paycheck today, too. Which makes you sound like… anyway, never mind. You know exactly what I mean!

  • Aries 6-8-23

    Jun 8, 2023… Handcuffs. Whipped cream. Blindfold. While I admire your optimism and the considerable amount of zest I suspect hides behind your cool countenance, the vibe today can also be used outside of more amorous activities, Ram. In fact, the passion-filled energy of the day could help you connect on a spiritual level. You could find your life better aligning with your higher purpose, or you may find yourself finally able to forgive… or at least think about forgiving without bursting into maniacal laughter. Use this powerful energy to be your best self, and you may find yourself living your best life. Which, I suspect, includes whipped cream.

  • Pisces 6-7-23

    Jun 7, 2023… Exploding brains isn’t a good look, Pisces. Keep it together. The vibe will unleash great energies for overthinking and you could find yourself running around in circles until you overwork your brain into an epic explosion. Let’s not. Once those vibes pass (and they WILL pass), there will be a shift toward unique challenges. Conquering the early energies can prepare you for rolling with the later vibes. Dig deep to battle on and come out on top. You can do it, Fishes.

  • Aquarius 6-7-23

    Jun 7, 2023… Aquarius, have you been drinking? “No, officer, it’s just the vibes.” Fair enough! These early spacey energies could leave you in a daze, which would be a poor set up considering you’ll be revved up later on with delightful energy surge. Battle the early day energies for the sake of keeping your head clear, so you’ll be on top of your game when the surprises roll in. You can overcome the vibes. Make it happen, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 6-7-23

    Jun 7, 2023… If coffee in an IV sounds great to you, you might be a Capricorn struggling with today’s vibe. The vibes could start slow and a little uncertain, but deal with this by making sure you check your work twice before sending it in. Maybe check social media three times before posting. Just in case. Expect the energy to pick up. That energy may try to throw you off your game, but it must not know about you. Between your tenacity and your desire to win, you’ve got this. Just manage those challenges like you do everything else, and don’t worry if the day starts slow. When it picks up, you’ll have plenty to do. Maybe make that coffee extra-large in a mega to-go cup for good measure.

  • Sagittarius 6-7-23

    Jun 7, 2023… Fight me, Sag. Aw snap, looks like the Universe is calling you out! The energy will be coming in slow with vibes that could leave you a little foggy in the head. As the day goes on, the energies will switch up — releasing big, unique challenge type vibes. Wrestling with the morning energies could either make or break you for the rest of the day, but remember that outcome is up to you. Step up and stake your claim as being better than the Universe’s crud. Victory for Archer!

  • Scorpio 6-7-23

    Jun 7, 2023… Buckle up, buttercup. Things could rock and roll this Wednesday for Scorpios. There will be morning energies of self-doubt with the vibe today, followed by busy energy that could be throwing surprises your way. Know that your brilliant mind can get you through any challenge, no matter how unexpected. Your win streak hasn’t faltered so far. You DO know what you’re doing, so don’t let the morning vibes get you down. Keep on rocking on, Scorpio.

  • Libra 6-7-23

    Jun 7, 2023… Mega sloth energy coming through! You’ll want to check everything you do twice because you may not be entirely awake. But buck up, buttercup. The strong energy today could throw challenges your way, but at least it should wake you up enough to handle them with your bright and balanced ways. Enjoy a slow and dreamy morning because when it kicks into high gear you’ll need to bring out your A-game.