Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Scorpio 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… I need to — OOH SHINY! Scorpio, get ready for some serious distractions. With today’s vibe, making connections will likely be easier than usual. Unfortunately, there’s a good chance you’ll be tempted to distract yourself with pursuing people rather than focusing on responsibilities. Like, let me just talk with this telemarketer for an hour instead of doing my work. You can overcome that by putting away the phone (and other distractions) to focus on responsibilities while enforcing self-scheduled breaks to channel the chatty vibes. You will thrive!

  • Libra 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Peak Libra may be wanting to have your cake and eat it, too. Because it’s CAKE. Am I right? Why make a decision when you can have it all? I feel like that needs to be tattooed on your forehead — if face tatts weren’t extremely inadvisable. The vibe today will be strong for being pulled in all the directions. If you can get your goals firmly in mind and also pay attention to how you feel today, you’ll likely see that the choice may not be that difficult. As the reigning royal of all things Balance, you can do this. Heck, Libra, you could do this in your sleep! So, calm down, take a deep breath, and go figure this out. Let the challenge inspire you by the possibilities (like the possibility of cake for dessert), and you’ll be sure to have a day nearly as bright and beautiful as you.

  • Virgo 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Aw shucks. Another Virgo spontaneously combusted. Don’t let it be you next! Okay, so Virgins aren’t actually randomly exploding (that we know of), but you could feel pretty close to a meltdown thanks to the vibe encouraging you to be pulled in a million different, too-busy directions. In order to come out unscathed (and unexploded), it will likely be helpful to fairly balance your needs and your need-to-do’s. Channel that Virgo Moon energy. You can do it, V!

  • Leo 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Why can’t you just lay around all day while someone strokes your hair? Seems fair enough to me. But no, we’re expected to get up, adult, and not just lounge around in our coziest pajamas while someone feeds us grapes. Adulting is such bull crap! At least, it feels that way when we have to do all the things, and there are too many things we have to do, none of which we want to do. That pull today will be brought to you by the vibe. If that makes you want to stick out your tongue in pure obstinance, I feel you. But that the energy will be so good for making strong connections and for figuring out how to better balance your needs while helping other people. You could learn some powerful lessons if you stop bemoaning your fate and just get on with it. Hey, maybe someone can stroke your hair and tell you you’re pretty AFTER work? That could work.

  • Cancer 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… To people or not to people — that’s the real question. The energy could have you pulled in totally different directions. If it seems like everyone in the whole world will be making demands on your time, don’t forget that you are totally allowed to make space for yourself. Connections will come easily with this energy, but finding the balance between what other people want from you and what you need will be key to making this day amazing. Draw those boundaries and make your way through this day — whether you choose to people or not!

  • Gemini 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Good thing you’ve got Twin-ergy to spare, Gem. Use your twin-ergy to handle all the crazy curve balls today’s vibe throws at you. Being pulled in multiple directions may just be a day in your life, and you’ll likely be better equipped to deal with this day than the rest of the Zodiac. Just try to find the balance between being there for others and giving yourself what you need. Work in some added self-care, and you’ll likely come out of it like a pop star on a comeback tour ready to take on the world.

  • Taurus 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Is it too early to prepare for hibernation? The answer is yes, Taurus. With the vibe promoting a pull to indulge yourself with a side of wanting to forget all your worries, you could be tempted to hide under the covers with a pile of acorns by your side. And by acorns, I mean comfort foods. Fear not, my friend! You can make the most of the vibes by working towards a balance between rest and productivity. How’s that for a Tuesday challenge? Game on, Bull.

  • Aries 6-6-23

    Jun 6, 2023… Adulting might be the bane of your existence some days, but don’t you look cute doing it? Heckin yeah, you do, Aries! Strut your stuff. Just be sure to strut it directly into work because with today’s vibe, you just might feel pulled in a million billion different directions. Now that we’ve clarified what all the planets will be up to today, you might want to flow in the direction of your couch and your favorite streaming service while your boss would like you to sit your cute butt in a chair and get your nose out of joint and back to the grindstone. Decisions, decisions! Better do the adulting stuff and get it over with so you can get back to eating popcorn and watching mindless TV. You can do it. Balance all the things and look super adorable doing it, you wide-eyed wanderer toward the television set!

  • Pisces 6-5-23

    Jun 5, 2023… Well, this Monday looks cloudy with a chance of stupid. Pisces, keep your empathy close as the energy unleashes big vibes for analysis that could provoke your hypercritical side. It could be hard to bite your tongue if you let the vibes take control. However, you can reorient your mind for better benefits. For instance, some analysis and your intuition could combine into thoughtfully gauging others in order to work well together. If you can think it, you can do it. Go for gold, Fishes.

  • Aquarius 6-5-23

    Jun 5, 2023… Aquarius, release your inhibitions! Like, within reason. So, the vibe will unleash excellent energies for going after what you want, but it could be helpful to remember to use your head when listening to your heart. If you go off of desire alone, you may very well end up in rather sticky situations, my friendly Water Bearer. You know, like chasing down a cute animal you “NEED” to pet that turns out to have rabies. Yikes! Keep your heart close and your head closer.