Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Cancer 6-28-23

    Jun 28, 2023… Cancers love connecting. I mean, you really want to connect. Like, to the freaking Internet. Sometime today. If Wi-Fi goes haywire or your computer acts like it caught the plague (because this is totally the year for it) or Windows decides to do the millionth update just when you were posting a status, you may be tempted to curse technology like a sailor on shore leave… or a parent stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night, on the stairs, naked. Try to make a connection in real life instead — make a new friend, immerse yourself in nature, connect with who you are at your core. Sure, you can tell Alexa to go smudge herself. It might get you some interesting and entertaining search results. But it might be a better use of your time to put down the technology for once and try something new. And don’t fret, pet. You’re so close to kissing this garbage year goodbye!

  • Gemini 6-28-23

    Jun 28, 2023… “You fill out those jeans really well!” “Are you calling me fat?!” Uggghhhhh, miscommunication may be in your future today, Gem. Try not to pull out your hair, though! Instead, practicing patience and being able to walk away if things get heated could be just the ticket to getting you through the miscommunication madness. Not everyone will always be on the same page with you. Nor can everyone keep up with the speed of your mind. Keep that at the forefront of your brain when dealing with people today. And if someone gets super salty over a misunderstanding, it’s okay to walk away. I mean, let’s be honest, here. When you go to a battle of wits against an idiot, nobody wins. Save your energy and just walk away. Stay chill and don’t poison anyone’s coffee, Gemini. No matter how badly they annoy you.

  • Taurus 6-28-23

    Jun 28, 2023… Heck-to-the-aww-no may be impressive swearing, but it won’t help you fix whatever gadget just went haywire with the vibe Wednesday. Miscommunication in general will be in the air, and without a handy gas mask, you may just have to deal with it. Step carefully when wading into arguments today, or you’ll be cleaning your boots later. Use the misfiring of communication to learn something new — about technology, about yourself, about others. Stick to your precious high road by helping where you can, surrendering where you can’t, and learning whatever will help you get through this day like the fearless Bulls are known to be.

  • Aries 6-28-23

    Jun 28, 2023… Know that panic you feel when the thing you’ve been hard at work on doesn’t save? Or the post you’ve been slaving over disappears? Or your phone can’t keep a charge no matter how long it stays on the flipping charger? Yeah, well, if that’s all your favorite, you’ll have a heck of a good day. Yay you. Instead of staying frustrated, make good use of your time. Phone dies? Enjoy face-to-face time with a loved one. System crash at work? Use the wicked sense of humor you’ve been gifted with to make the most out of the day. Onward!

  • Pisces 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Screw being the master of multitasking! Who cares if you can keep all the balls in the air if all you do is juggle all the damn time? The vibes today may have your focus may be moving in the direction of wellness, Pisces. Take a few deep breaths. Meditate. Focus on one task at a time. When you shift your attention away from doing all the things to being present, you’ll likely feel a weight shift off your shoulders, too. Your body knows what you need if you’ll just listen to it.

  • Aquarius 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… In case you haven’t heard lately, staying well is super important, Aquarius. How have you been feeling lately? Health — mental, physical, and spiritual — is vital for a happy life. If you don’t take care of that temple of yours, you can be sure as hell that nobody else will. Make this day a wellness check-in day. If you’ve been craving something, feeling under the weather, etc., take time to figure out what the root cause is and take care of your health, gosh darnit! XOXO.

  • Capricorn 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Running like it’s the zombie apocalypse will be one option to address the vibe today. Maybe no one will be after eating your brains (um, I really hope not), but getting moving with a little physical activity may help you feel a little better. Chair yoga, a few quick stretches, or your favorite water sport could all be good options, time permitting, to put a little motivation into this Tuesday. You, Cap, may find it easy to tackle at least one health goal today.

  • Sagittarius 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Some say that good health is the slowest way to die, and I think that’s pretty great. Fast deaths usually lead to angry, confused ghosts. Moral of the story? Die slowly! Why the heck am I talking about this? Well, Sag, this Tuesday’s vibes will be all about health and wellness. Practicing self-kindness and seeking out help when you’re feeling down are just two ways you can work towards being healthier and dying slowly. You could also try cuddling a bunch of puppies, engaging in a tickle war, taking a bath in chocolate pudding, or making out with a hot stranger (wait, what? That’s not very socially distant of you!). Have some ideas? Great, now go out there and win the record for the slowest dying person ever! Woo!

  • Scorpio 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… How’s it going, Scorpio? How are you feeling, really? The vibes today will be all about checking in with your body and making sure it’s getting all the vital nutrients, exercise, and massages that it could possibly need. After all, as far as current technology goes, this is the only body you’re getting in this lifetime. So take care of it. Eat healthy, be kind to yourself, and exercise if you can. Maybe try some new self-care routines. Or, like, any self-care. At all. Ever. Do what you gotta do to help your body. That way, you can be the best version of you! Your future starts today. What are you waiting for?

  • Libra 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Walking from one task to the next like the house is on fire could keep your heart rate up, but never slowing down may not be the best approach to overall wellness. Instead of doing all the things like the Little Red Hen on speed, working in a little downtime or well-paced work could help you achieve without over-achieving and running on fumes. Try not to multitask when you eat a meal. Enjoy each bite. Work in some self-care time as well as time for the people (or pets) you love. The vibe today will make where you’re going less important than how you get there. The energy will flow well when you focus on health and wellness over stats and goals. You matter as much (more!) as any goal you achieve.