Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Virgo 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Self-care is a thing and you may be neglecting it, big time, Virgo. While you’re off ruling the world, your mind and body may be running at their limits. Slow it down and then hit the brakes, because this today will be officially deemed self-care awareness Tuesday! Who declared that? Well, me, obviously. I’m clearly an authority figure here. Now, ask yourself these questions: Have I been giving my mind enough rest? How about my body? Sure, it’s important to chase your passions, but it’s also important to make sure your body and mind aren’t being totally wrecked by your need for going ten thousand miles an hour, you know? Take the time to check in with yourself. Deal?

  • Leo 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… If you’ve been totally ignoring your health like most people, then congrats because this Tuesday’s vibes will be perfect for a wake up call and health check-in, Leo. Take a break and listen to your body. I mean, really listen. Whether you haven’t been eating right, exercising at all, or maybe haven’t had time to properly de-stress, health neglect can take a huge toll on your mental and physical well-being. Even if only for a few moments, ask your body what it needs. You’ll be glad you do.

  • Cancer 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… If your idea of fitness is fittin this whole slice of pizza in your mouth, I feel you. I freaking love pizza. I mean, I wouldn’t marry it or anything… I mean, and get sauce on my dress? But pizza-love is a real and beautiful thing. But, with the vibe today, your focus may shift over into the arena of wellness, Cancer. Want to eat better, making healthier choices? Get a friend on board so you can cheer each other on and talk each other out of the junk food aisle of the grocery store. Want to up your spiritual game? Snag a friend to attend church with you or to do a daily gratitude practice in whatever you believe. Think fresh, delicious produce, more energy, and fitness that also manages to be fun. And pizza sometimes, too, because Cancers love a fun and delicious life!

  • Gemini 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I can only imagine how hard life is for the visually impaired. HA! Laughter is the best medicine, truly. Speaking of medicine, when is the last time you took your health seriously, Gem? Because, honestly, you can get so swept away by making sure that everything outside your life is in perfect order that you may be forgetting to check your insides. Get it together, Gemini. Your mind-body health is super important! Lucky for you, the vibes today will be all about health! Use this as an opportunity to check in with yourself and give your body and mind what they need.

  • Taurus 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that, am I right? Being the go-to person to help out friends, family, and work colleagues can wear you the hell out. A me-day may be in order with the vibe today. Spend some time taking care of your own needs for once. If that seems lazy to you, remember that sometimes you need to lead by example, and if getting some self-care, taking a nap, and treating yourself to a favorite meal will help others, who are you to argue, right?? Take one for the team, and maybe someone will even follow.

  • Aries 6-27-23

    Jun 27, 2023… Carrying all those big emotions around can be pretty draining. With the vibe today, the energy may shift the focus to healthy stuff. While you may roll your eyes at the mind/body/soul lecture, it’s all connected, and you could really use some self-care time to take care of you. Take a mental health day if you can. Or a long lunch. Find a way to listen to what your body needs from you today. Those big emotions could use a big frigging break (so could you). Go do you. The rest of the Zodiac can manage, Aries.

  • Pisces 6-26-23

    Jun 26, 2023… Nobody likes a two-faced lying liar who lies. There’s no denying that your gift for multitasking and complexity make you an all-around boss. The rest of the Zodiac may gravitate toward your charm & charisma, but with the vibe today, the temptation to stretch the truth may be in the air. Just don’t. Stick to the truth & nothing but, and skip the gossip in favor of kind words instead. Kindness will go far today where double talking will only land you in deep doodoo. Your move, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 6-26-23

    Jun 26, 2023… Well, hello, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide. We meet again. Okay, well, Aquarians probably won’t be running into a mad scientist with a split-personality, but thanks to the vibe today, you could be in for some two-faced people raining on your parade. Fear not, my friend, for the actions of others shan’t matter to you one bit. Try not to sweat too much over the backstabbers and double-dealing jerks in your life. They’re not even worth the skin off your elbow! Keep grooving to your own music and tell Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hide to talk to the hand. As you were, Aquarius. As you were.

  • Capricorn 6-26-23

    Jun 26, 2023… Dealing with two-faced, lying so-and-sos with today’s vibe? You know the type. They open their pie holes & out pop the lies. Cap, you can be a little too trusting, and while that can get you in trouble, you’ll want to avoid going to the other extreme of trusting no one. Be smart and pay attention to your intuition. If you do, you may figure out who your real friends are — and hopefully, appreciate them rather than focusing on the haters.

  • Sagittarius 6-26-23

    Jun 26, 2023… Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes this Monday could have the smartest Sag feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Just because the vibes will be wonky doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. No existential crises today.