Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Capricorn 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Smacking a few heads together in hopes of knocking some sense in them is a fool’s errand, Cap. Plus, that’s a way to get assault charges pressed against ya. While you just want to share your knowledge and help someone out, it could help to sprinkle sugar on your method of delivery with the vibe today. Avoid unsolicited advice and trying to bend others to your will. You’ll be way more effective if you use today’s energy to encourage others rather than being a battering ram.

  • Sagittarius 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… If you tell someone that you just got advice from some Archers, they’ll probably write you off as bat spit crazy. In regards to Signs, though, you Sagittarians are quite insightful. Your ability to care for people is strong, especially coupled with your knack for intuition. The vibes today may even have you wanting to teach someone something. Listen to your heart as well as your head if you feel the urge to offer someone guidance today. You can be a rocking guru.

  • Scorpio 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Sometimes you just gotta throw out the whole recipe and pour in as much chocolate as you want into those brownies. Aye, Scorpios aren’t ones to mince words. You judge like Judy and don’t care who knows it. However, your tendency to spout out your opinions coupled with today’s vibes could get you into trouble. Throw out the Universe’s recipe for today and instead watch how you say things and watch your body language. What you say and how you say it will be key to how your messages come across. Keep it real, but keep it kind, too.

  • Libra 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Does forcing your will on others count if it’s for their own good? Surely, that’s an act of altruism. Um, no, Libra, it really isn’t, but nice try! Your super helping super powers can organize the bejeezus out of a closet or trim the fat from a budget until it begs for one more bite, but it’ll come across as annoying and inconsiderate if applied to actual humans. This strong energy can work in your favor when you apply it to dealing with your own stuff. Clearing out your own messy energy will help you be a better friend, family member, lover, worker, and all-around happy human.

  • Virgo 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… It’s okay, Virgo, not everyone can ride the roller coaster without puking. Today, the vibe will be showering Virgos with energies of restlessness, but healing vibes will abound as well. Don’t be surprised if you feel like you need a hug or could use a massage to keep you calm on today’s rollercoaster of energies. Even some yoga (or ice cream… or a nap) could help you de-stress today. Stay cool and carry on, Virgo.

  • Leo 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Look out, Earth. Leo’s out of bed. Hide your children! Today, Lions will be faced with the challenge of finding a balance between assertion and effectively getting what they want. When people stand in your way, you’re not one to pull punches. With the vibes coming in today, use your intuitive powers of persuasion to get what you want — just because you can. You got this, Leo.

  • Cancer 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Don’t be an energy draining smother-fluffer, Cancer. Much as you may want to squish the ones you love, today’s energy will have people wanting to drive a stake through your over-enthusiastic heart if you don’t back it up. Show love and offer help without becoming an energy vampire sucking the ever-loving life out of everyone around you. When you get through the day un-staked, you’ll thank me. Now get out there and spread some joy, ya hear me?

  • Gemini 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Beep-boop-bop. Computers overtaking the world! Humans enslaved! Well, don’t worry, that’s not today’s horoscope forecast. Like a computer, a Gem’s ability to assess and act swiftly is on point. However, today’s vibes may have Twins getting a bit… aggressive. Your challenge today will be to find a balance between being hypercritical and being effective. Like a computer, assess your best course of action. Less cranky people means better odds of getting what you want.

  • Taurus 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Going all Yoda on someone might not be the best use of today’s strong energy. Your desire to help friends reach their potential makes you an awesome, loyal, fierce friend, but giving advice and help where it may not be wanted could make you a giant pain in the butt. Your good intentions may be misunderstood if you don’t find a balance between helping out and being a massive forehead zit. Instead of diving in with your superior knowledge, ask how you can help. You’ll look good, and you won’t annoy the poop out of anyone. Win-win!

  • Aries 6-25-23

    Jun 25, 2023… Be the Boss, not bossy, Aries. Your tendency to go after what you desire might just border on the aggressive side today. Try to direct a carefree vibe into being a rock — in a good way. Offer help. Show up for other people. Your strength will be in your compassion, not your know-it-all-ness. Be the great friend you are — to yourself and others — to get the most out of today’s powerful healing energy.