Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Cancer 6-23-23

    Jun 23, 2023… Deck the halls with weekend folly, retail therapy makes you jolly… Wait! Is that not how it goes? Buying all the things seems like the answer, right? Wrong! Buying all the things seems like a way to end up in monumental debt. Step away from the plastic. Everyone loves your light and energy, but it could be easy to overindulge with today’s vibe by oversharing or going crazy with retail therapy or the dessert bar. Make the balance you’re known for work for you by focusing that energy into a positive direction — like being kind or giving back to the community. Share some of that joy outside of yourself, and I’m sure you’ll deck the halls without climbing the walls.

  • Gemini 6-23-23

    Jun 23, 2023… Today’s forecast predicts a whole lot of energy with a slight chance of overindulgence, IDK. Sure, Geminis may be stubborn sometimes, but that doesn’t mean they’re immune to overdoing things and overindulging themselves. Quite the contrary. Your love of luxury could have you diving deep into overindulgence — and maybe getting one hangover from it. Enjoy the energizing vibes but don’t go over the edge and down the black hole of too much goodness. Keep your goals clear at the forefront of your mind and you’ll do just fine reigning in that secret wild side of yours. Now, that’s not to say that you shouldn’t maybe try to pamper yourself a little bit today. Just don’t go overboard and book an entire spa resort to yourself, right? Make these good vibes work for you so that you can get stuff done and enjoy your life in the process. Easy-peasy for the perfect Gem, right?

  • Taurus 6-23-23

    Jun 23, 2023… Look, Taurus, your passionate nature is just one of the many reasons people love you — but you may want to back the heck up just a little today and try to cool your jets. You’ll be feeling the waves of energy for this, um, interesting, and perhaps socially distant weekend for some. Energy may be all well and good — you know, after everyone’s had coffee and a chance to wake up — but too much can come across as overbearing. I’m not saying don’t be you. Channel your energy into the things that will make your life better like tackling a goal or putting a little romance back into your relationship. Keep being passionate, wonderful you — but make that energy yours today instead of the other way around.

  • Aries 6-23-23

    Jun 23, 2023… “Aries need cuddles!” If this was a sit-in, that’d be your chant, Ram. Your need for connection can be fierce, and it’s possible that you may over-do it, strangling your friends, family, and partners with all of the oodles of love and affection you want to give. No more oodles, Chicken Noodles! You may be feeling enthusiastic with the vibe today, but suffocating those you love won’t help your relationships. Express your love with a healthy understanding of boundaries and personal space, and you may find you’ll get the cuddles you need without the overwhelm of oodles.

  • Pisces 6-22-23

    Jun 22, 2023… Today might feel like juggling knives, swords, and hand grenades… on a unicycle… on a flipping high wire… blindfolded. Pisces may feel like life is spinning out of control. Where did the year go? Are there still murder hornets? Well, you’d be right: everything is out of control. Your quick wit and ability to juggle your responsibilities will get you far, but you don’t actually control everything. Understanding what you can and can’t control won’t make you feel helpless; it’ll actually make you feel freaking powerful. Take charge of what’s in your power to change, and let the rest of that mess go.

  • Aquarius 6-22-23

    Jun 22, 2023… As twisted as the imagination of Edgar Alan Poe, Aquarians will likely feel as though they have no control today and could get super out of whack because of it. Well, I don’t know which of you needs to hear this but: you don’t. You. Do. Not. Have. Control. The belief that you control things is all in your head. Really, the only thing you have control over is yourself. This may be a hard pill to swallow, but hey — at least you’re pretty sure to land on Santa’s Nice list, right? Plus, it’s a gift to figure out that not everything is your fault or responsibility. Today’s vibes will be great for learning to let go of your need for control. Try not to micromanage the holiday season. Baby steps, Aquarius. Baby steps.

  • Capricorn 6-22-23

    Jun 22, 2023… If adulting feels like a roller coaster you never wanted to ride in the first place today, join the club. Well, it’s really more like a support group. “Hello, I’m a Cap, and I want off this fracking ride.” Same, Cappy… same. Today you could be feeling like you don’t have any control over your life. No, you can’t control what life throws at you, but you sure as heck can choose what to do with it. So pull on your grownup underwear (maybe bring an extra pair for life’s unexpected twists), and figure out what you can change and what you can’t. The vibe could throw some surprises your way, but the day you’ll have will depend on what you do. Make it a fabulous one.

  • Sagittarius 6-22-23

    Jun 22, 2023… Blub, blub. Like a fish swimming through the ocean, minding its own dang business, KABLAM. T-boned by a submarine. What do ya know?! Well, since Sagittarians aren’t fish, the surprises in store for you this Thursday may not be THAT dramatic, but they’ll probably keep you on your toes. Your day will turn out to be awesome sauce or total crap based on how you handle it. Even not so pleasant situations have a rainbow at the end of them, if you bother looking for them. Let your romantic, fantastical imagination be your guide today. Get to it, Sag.

  • Scorpio 6-22-23

    Jun 22, 2023… Well, Scorpio, prepare to wake up today and get backhanded with the sudden realization that you don’t have control over a darn thing. Surprise! You do, however, have the power to control yourself. Nothing more, nothing less. On the bright side, that means the Universe can’t control you. That job’s already taken, thank you very much! So, no matter what the Universe throws at you this day (like gross fruitcake or weird relatives), step up to the plate and knock it out of the park. Don’t feel like playing baseball? You may not be able to change the game, but you sure as heck can choose to put down the bat and walk away from the diamond (or the opinionated relative). Go get a cookie or something.

  • Libra 6-22-23

    Jun 22, 2023… Imagine a huge snow-covered mountain. You think “peaceful”. Meanwhile, the rest of the Zodiac might be clinging to the cliffs looking worried and thinking about frostbite, but Libras will be moving through the day making it look easy. Overcoming obstacles is just another day in the life, and you’ll just get a better perspective on your goals that way. Plus, you already know you made Santa’s Nice list, so it’s smooth sailing today for you. Whether or not a fork in the road or a boulder dropped on your path brings you frustration or determination will depend entirely on your attitude and your flexibility. As long as you remember that you control how you respond to the environment, you’ll make it, Libra.