Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Capricorn 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Remember those old TV shows when the hero would be trapped in the room with the walls closing in? No?? You get the feeling though, right? You’re probably feeling that now since you can’t exactly think your way out of the slow death-by boredom. Over-thinking isn’t your friend, Cap, and it will likely serve you better to push that energy into creative problem solving on an unresolved issue. Your adaptability will serve you well, and your quick wit might save your tail. Keep that open mind and sense of humor, Cappy. Just stay out of your own head, and you’ll be fine.

  • Sagittarius 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Have you ever tried watching paint dry? Don’t. It’s probably an actual torture used in hell. The feeling that comes from excessive boredom and inactivity can leave Sagittarians feeling like a bump on a log. Archers are likely going to deal with a lull in energy today. Yuck. As an ambitious and impatient creature, you can absolutely think up ways to overcome any feelings of idling with a dash of thinking outside the box. A little spontaneity with this vibe can go a long way in getting you out of a rut. Get your creativity on.

  • Scorpio 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Scorpio, that burning desire to be an epic force of nature might seem like a good idea, but that powerful energy will likely serve you better if directed into dealing with any unresolved feelings, especially with this vibe. Erupting may be in your nature, Super Scorpster, but if you harness that power, you could find a way to positively impact your world rather than blowing the hell up. Pick up the tab for the stranger’s coffee behind you in line. Help out a mom struggling with a tantruming toddler (and resist the urge to join in). Do a good thing, and then apply that kickback of positive energy into addressing any problems you might be brewing under the surface.

  • Libra 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Libras will be kind of like a squishy communal sponge, but instead or soaking up water and suds, they soak up negative energy from other people. That could be a serious problem today, because the vibes this Wednesday can lead to some serious feelings of stagnation. If you pick on that caged-up vibe from other people, don’t just soak it up. Try talking it out and use stories of your own struggles to help them. You’re a balance guru, so you’ll know exactly what to say.

  • Virgo 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Imagine a grown up mouthing off to the people around them like an angsty teenager who wants to go out on a Friday night. Well, that could be Virgo today. The energies today will be all kinds of messy and a Virgo who has the tendency to openly share their thoughts can cause extra special tension. Try to be mindful of your mood and how that impacts what you say to other people. Your words of wisdom and truth can easily turn into poison-tipped arrows. Practice kind truths today. You’ll keep yourself out of trouble and probably help others by being a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

  • Leo 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Cleaning your way out of the cluster-duck of too many feels won’t work, and drinking your way out of it isn’t the most productive use of your time, Leo. Dumping frustrated energy on your work minions or losing it with your kids is unlikely to serve you well, either, but never fear! Your royal nature could be put to better use plotting and planning a few random acts of kindness. You’re smart enough to know that the good vibes you generate with your efforts will rub off on you. Enjoy your steady and strategic kindness, and you’ll make it through this day with energy to spare.

  • Cancer 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Watch out for the Cancers today because they will still be a Crab… but, like, also on fire… and running straight at people. Cancers don’t like sitting still and despise feeling stagnated. Your restlessness and need for adventure could have you itching in your skin today with the energy today. To get rid of that icky feeling, try finishing something you’ve left undone or started and got distracted. The awesome feeling of accomplishment you can get by finishing an old project will carry you through into tomorrow.

  • Gemini 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Would you enjoy carrying around buckets of stinky, old chicken poop? Yeah, most people wouldn’t but that’s what unresolved emotions are like: buckets of poop. Luckily, Geminis are unyielding in their search for solutions, and this trait will aid you today in helping them work through any unresolved emotions. It may be tempting to let those unpleasant emotions stay buried under your many layers of shell. Free yourself of the burden of stinky poop emotions. A Gem deserves to fly free, not be shackled down by poop.

  • Taurus 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… Shush before a clever retort lands you in a spit storm today (EW!), my tricky Taurus. The vibes will be awesome today for expressing how you feel — but considerably less awesome for running your mouth. With these vibes, your words could have teeth, and you will be one sorry human tomorrow if you let your mouth get away from you today. Avoid gossip and complaints in favor of a more positive focus, & you will be better able to keep the harmony you love so much. Use your superpowers for good and you’ve got this day handled.

  • Aries 6-15-23

    Jun 15, 2023… I hope you’ve had a pedicure recently because Rams could be facing a serious case of foot-in-mouth today. Indeed, the vibes will highlight your subtle snarky nature. I mean, don’t get me wrong, you generally have the right to your snark. You often have great advice and people who don’t listen are, well, the opposite of smart. But today you will likely end up pushing people’s buttons and testing limits with your quick wit. Think before you shoot your mouth off. Or else, you could be eating your own feet. Gross. Unless you have a foot fetish. Then, congrats, I guess… Be nice (as hard as that might be) and own the day.