Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Pisces 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… Have you ever want to headbutt the nearest table or wall? Well, there’s a good chance any Pisces might actually want to do that thanks to today’s vibe. Fish, please don’t headbutt random objects (or other people, for that matter). Instead, channel any amped up aggression into something productive, like exercise or a gaming competition. Not peppy enough for that? Learn something new and then show off your smarts by teaching it to someone else. You are strong, inside and out, and you can power through this day’s cray-cray like a boss.

  • Aquarius 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… If you Aquarians feel a little crabby (like you woke up as a Cancer… hardy har har) today, you probably aren’t just imagining things. The vibes today may feel like you’re being pulled in more than one direction. And we know how much you simply hate someone upsetting your cabbage cart. Water Bearer, try to be self-aware today and work on NOT projecting your feelings. Because that’s all it is. If you feel like you can’t handle stuff, your brain is lying to you. You control your emotions, not the other way around and you have the power to take on the world if you want. Yes, you!

  • Capricorn 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… The mind of the Capricorn will be likely to devolve into a torrent of tornadoes on this wacked out Wednesday. Okay, so that isn’t too out of the ordinary, but listen up, because these are F5s. Your self will be at odds with, well, itself, causing chaos in the contemplative mind of the Cap. Never fear! The destressinator is here (yeah, that sounded better in my head). Anyway! You can calm your roaring mind by using your superpower — communication. That’s right… talk it out. Write it down. Blog it. Overshare. Whatever works, but let those feelings fly and you will get right on back to your usual level of brain tornado.

  • Sagittarius 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… Put down that 24 pack of donuts and step away from the pastries aisle. Back away. Keep backing away. Okay, now exit the grocery store all together. Don’t eat that delightful smelling bar soap, either, Sag! It isn’t edible! I don’t care if it is pretty and smells like chocolate and coconut. It actually tastes gross and you’ll end up puking. Yes, you may have a tendency to scarf down comfort foods in times of stress (a mindless thing to do while running the numbers and balancing your budget a million times), and today might get pretty stressful. Instead of reaching for that Devil’s food cake, carry some healthy snacks around and be mindful of what you’re putting in your body. You’ll feel amazing.

  • Scorpio 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… Hide all the matches and lighters from the Scorpios, because their vibes today will likely be explosive and volatile. Scorpster, try your best not to set everything on fire if you become frustrated with yourself today. When you feel your rage boiling over, use some relaxation techniques to keep a cool head. Meditate. Take a shower. Your element may be water, but that doesn’t mean you don’t burn the world to the ground when you’re on fire. Stay chill, my friend — or at least lukewarm.

  • Libra 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… If your intuition tells you to climb an electric fence to help an alligator on the other side, don’t do it, Libra. While normally the Libras of the world are very intuitive and insightful, today’s forecast predicts clouds with a chance of being at odds with yourself. An inner battle can cause some serious disruptions with your otherwise well-honed intuition. For the love of all that is good, take care of your emotional needs this time around. You will feel fantastic if you focus more on self care today and less on everyone else’s drama.

  • Virgo 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… Virgos may face some serious, “Oh snap! I don’t know what to do” moments today. Give yourself a good dose of honesty today to get through the tough times — that will help you get to the balance you’re probably seeking. Sometimes you have to weight it out before you know what gotta do, and today will be smooth when you follow those amazing instincts of yours.

  • Leo 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… “Life’s full of tough choices,” according to Ursula from Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Yeah, how the heck do you choose between your family under the sea and turning human to make out with a hot prince? Much wow. Much conflict. Well, Leos, you could face some actually tough situations where you’ll feel conflicted and don’t quite know how to react. If this happens, just do what you do best: the responsible thing. Give yourself some time to strategize and choose the best of all the options, smarty pants. You know you can do it.

  • Cancer 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… When the going gets tough, Cancer runs headlong into it. Crabs ain’t afraid of no ghosts — er, I mean, challenges, but today the issues that arise will likely be inner conflict and won’t be something you can deal with by punching it in the throat. Allow yourself to feel any negative emotions that bubble up today, let them run their course, and then let them go. Remember, lessons are here to be learned and you grow like crazy when you let them in. Facing down situations right in the eye can make any Cancer feel like a boss.

  • Gemini 6-14-23

    Jun 14, 2023… In the eye of a hurricane, there is the adrenaline junkie: Gemini. Yes, you. Indeed, Twinies are great at dealing with storms and are super sturdy. Not even 100 mph winds can knock you over and you’re willing to prove it. However, you might try taking a break from being the badass today and instead learn to enjoy the calm, quiet of the eye of the storm rather than charging through the pelting rains and intense winds. You’ll be right at home with the vibe while everyone else is freaking out. Enjoy the show!