May 10, 2023… Before you start making menacing faces, remember that the energy today could have strong personalities going head-to-head and toe-to-toe. Expect toddler tantrums — from children and your colleagues. Bwahahaha! But also, really. So, instead of joining the general meltdown and losing your cool, you could stand to focus on your own healing — perhaps focusing on your own inner, whiny child. Are you acting your age (or your wage) or are you relying on old coping skills that just don’t cut the mustard? If you can remember this, you could survive the day knowing that you at least didn’t create the drama. It might even be healing when you put everything into perspective, Aries. And if all else fails, you can put the whole lot of your colleagues straight in time-out if nothing else does the trick. Because spanking is for the bedroom only (winks with both eyes).
Category: Horoscopes Pub2
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Pisces 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… What do you mean I can only pick one?! Pisces, you could find yourself needing to cool your jets as frustrations arise along with vibes of indecision. When so many options seem incredible, it can be difficult to decide which to choose. Usually, though, we do have to choose one. If you’re struggling with making a decision, remember that your intuition rarely steers you wrong. Listening to your gut can help you conquer the vibes. Of course, eenie meenie miney moe is also an option. Pick the best one, Fishes.
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Aquarius 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… Straddling between what to do may not be the cutest look for you, Aquarius. With the vibe today, you may feel overwhelmed at the vast sprinkling of options. Normally adept at managing them all, you could find it difficult to commit or to narrow them down. Rather than getting more twisted than a warm, salted pretzel, try to think outside the Cracker Jack box and look for a creative solution. Or, speaking of Cracker Jack boxes, look within yourself to figure out which choice resonates the strongest for you. It could be the prize inside! Now, hopefully, that helps because I’m off to get a snack.
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Capricorn 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… You might not have waffles for breakfast, Cap, but you could be served with the waffling energies today. You will likely find yourself being torn between options (like choosing pancakes or waffles) and have difficulty deciding what’s the best option. Unfortunately, it’s not often that you get to choose ALL the options. When you’re stuck between that rock and hard place, listen to your gut. Your intuition can show you the way out. Waffle no more, Goat!
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Sagittarius 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… Sag, sticking to your guns may only be possible if you use superglue (not advisable, though) thanks to the vibe making everything seem like the best option. You will likely find yourself dazzled by the many options and avenues available to you when making decisions, which means it could be super tough to pick one. Fight the urge to run in every direction at once, and instead let creative thinking guide you to choose the most interesting or challenging road. You will likely find growth on that path. Just do it, Archer.
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Scorpio 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… Who turned on the zero gravity?! It looks like Scorpio could have trouble standing their ground this Tuesday as the vibe will encourage waffling energies. You could have serious difficulties knowing which way is up or down. The good news is that you can overcome these energies by focusing on helping others. While being trapped in your mind figuring out when to stand up for yourself could be all too easy, you have a heart of gold that can direct you on how to assist others. The vibes ain’t got nothing on that. Let your heart shine, Scorpio.
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Libra 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… To be or not to be or to half be or — Libra, if more questions than solutions pop up in your mind as you try to solve problems this Tuesday, you can thank the energy today. While the vibes will be all about indecision, you can use your creative brain and some intuition to overcome the difficulties. I mean, or you could use a magic eight ball. Whatever works, Scales. As long as you choose rather than stewing in your head all day, things will likely work out as they should. Good luck!
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Virgo 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… The thing about having big goals, Virgo, is that sometimes you have a whole mountain range of them you want to accomplish. Accepting that you can’t do them all at once can be a bitter pill to swallow for one such as yourself. The energy will be filled with an overabundance of options, a head-spinning situation for the goal-oriented. You can come at this day in a couple of ways: either pick a direction and just go with it or use your solution-minded focus to help someone else out. Diverting your attention to someone else’s problem could give you the time and space you need to find an answer for your own. Have at it, V.
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Leo 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… Maybe avoid buffets today. And dating apps. And anything with too many choices. Today’s vibe won’t be your friend when it comes to easily making decisions. In fact, you’ll be best served when you look for creative solutions to solving problems (a skill you already excel at) but helping others could also be a good way to take the pressure off making decisions yourself. Nothing like solving someone else’s problem to help you avoid your own, am I right? And the good news here, dear Leo, is that it actually might help you shake some answers loose for your own issues. That’s a real winner, winner, chicken dinner right there.
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Cancer 5-9-23
May 9, 2023… Before your head spins around and someone calls a priest, chill, Cancer. The vibe today could have you feeling a little overwhelmed with choices. Fear of committing to any one of them could really trip you up if you don’t take care. Instead of totally losing it, try to help someone solve one of their problems and see if it shakes anything loose on yours. A little perspective couldn’t hurt, and it’ll keep anyone from spritzing you with holy water before this day is done, my crabulous friend.