Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Leo 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Oh, look. It’s that time of the year when I usually always say no. Leo, why don’t you try it, too?! While the vibe will be epic for getting stuff done, a gung-ho work ethic could make you a target for being taken advantage of. While it’s awesome to be a helpful go-getter, it’s also awesome to know when enough is enough. Be brave and kind by respectfully declining extra stuff that’s too much for your sanity’s health. Stay steadfast, Lion.

  • Cancer 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… You were born for this, Cancer. The vibe today could mean that giving people an inch will let them take a mile, especially when it comes to asking favors of you. Not to mention, the Moon moving into Virgo to conjunct Mars will release epic energies for productivity, but remember there’s working hard and then there’s working yourself to death. Don’t dig your own grave on behalf of someone else, buddy. You were born to live, not to be someone’s packmule. Rise above the vibes, Crabby. You’ve got this.

  • Gemini 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… No, throat punching your coworkers doesn’t count as cross-training, Gem. But you could try punching this day in the face! With today’s vibe, you could get a lot done as long as you don’t get sidetracked obsessing over others. Try to focus on your business and the day could flow easily without the need for any sort of desire to throat punch others. In fact, you may find that if you lead with kindness, other people will offer it in turn. Give it a go, Twins.

  • Taurus 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… My ancestor’s ghost told me you’re a liar, so I’m calling you out! Taurus, while the vibe will be all for productivity, you might have to exercise your right to stand up for yourself as the Moon enters Virgo to conjunct Mars and promotes chances for people taking credit for what’s yours. You can overcome the negative vibes by being strong AND kind AND still not be taken advantage of. Assert yourself and claim what you’ve earned, Bull. You worked hard for it.

  • Aries 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… No one needs to tell you to rock a bossy vibe. That’s just peak Aries energy right there. The energy will be strong for taking care of business. Or, as you call it, an ordinary Monday. While you may make even more progress than usual (wow- boggles the mind, right?), you could find yourself needing to lead with a kind but firm hand — at work, not in the bedroom. Although that works, too. Anyway, if someone tries to take advantage of all your hard work, you’ll be quick to set them straight, but do it kindly to preserve your relationships, and you might make it through this day with your bossy pants still firmly on and a smile on your face. Go get it, my friend.

  • Pisces 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… If this day feels like one twisty pretzel, remember that warm twisty pretzels are delicious and settle down. The energetic vibe today could pack some serious surprises in your relationships, but it might look more like happy surprises and deeper connections. It could feel a little weird but in the best possible way. And if things get too wacky, grab a warm pretzel and ride it out, clever Fishy.

  • Aquarius 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Better buy some popcorn because this day will surely be entertaining, Aquarius. The vibe will be bringing in some interesting plot twists thanks to the strange vibes. If a relationship has felt predictable, you might be in for a wild surprise — generally the good kind. So, pay attention. Maybe you’ll even be the one to change things up today. This Sunday, you’ll likely find yourself connecting in a big way and having the best time doing it, friendly Water Bearer. Mind passing me the popcorn so I can enjoy the show?

  • Capricorn 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Super freaky! That’s you, Cap, and I mean that as a compliment. There will be fabulous vibes for being as eccentric and wild as your innermost weirdness can be. You can use these vibes to boost your creativity and break through any blockages that have kept you from doing your creative thang. Love, live, and eat weirdness. Well, maybe don’t eat weird things if you don’t know where they came from. Embrace your inner freak, Goat.

  • Sagittarius 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Hope you don’t have motion sickness, Sag, because this day could be one wild ride. The energetic vibe could be hot for connections. Singles could find themselves really connecting over a conversation while those in relationships might get thrown a curve ball, but probably a really good one. Things could get pretty bananas, but you’ll love the weird and wacky vibe going on. It’ll appeal to your inner sense of wonder — and mischief. So, soak it in, and know that good things can come from sitting back to enjoy this wild rollercoaster of a day. But take a barf bag just in case, mmkay?

  • Scorpio 5-7-23

    May 7, 2023… Make art, not farts! Okay, I’ll admit that’s not the best slogan. I’ll work on that if you work towards creative endeavors this Sunday. Scorpio, there will be eccentric energies that will be excellent for embracing your weirdness and loving it. Even better, the vibes can be channeled into unlocking your imagination and inspiration, so you can get (back) into the swing of your creative hobbies or desires. Don’t hold back, Scorpio. Chase after the weird possibilities! Make and create to your heart’s delight.