Category: Horoscopes Pub2

  • Gemini 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… Not knowing which way to go will just be a regular old Tuesday for you, dear Gem. Amiright? With today’s vibe, the options will be many, and the decisions few. Thanks a lot, Universe. Your natural creativity and enthusiasm could kick in to help you sort through the options until you land on the one that FEELS right. Just don’t get sidetracked by any water cooler talk. Sure, a little gossip makes for a nice break in your routine, but it doesn’t help you make life decisions. Back to work, Twins. You’ll get this sorted with your usual flair and charm. Of that, I have no doubt.

  • Taurus 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… Life is a paradox! Taurus, the vibe will be promoting the sensation that every last darn thing is a paradox, which will likely result in difficulty making decisions and sticking to them. Between these vibes and your tendency to analyze and overthink, you could find yourself trapped in your head. On the bright side, you have the keys to unlock your mind prison. Use creative thinking to overcome the energies. You can do this, Bull.

  • Aries 5-9-23

    May 9, 2023… Surprisingly, screaming into the void doesn’t do much to help you make a decision. Sure, it could feel good while super frustrated by the too-many-options vibe coming in today. Feeling stuck and undecided makes any of us want to go stark raving mad, but try to shake that off long enough to think of a creative solution or ask for help. The answer may surprise if you if you just don’t worry it to death. Remind yourself that Taco Tuesday has finally arrived. That’ll at least solve the problem of what’s for dinner, leaving you the full day to either scream like a banshee, embrace the chaos, or finally solve this problem, Aries.

  • Pisces 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Go ahead and lace up your bossy boots, dear Pisces, because today will be all about getting stuff done. The incoming vibe could bring in a strong take-charge energy. With that being said, careful not to let others step up to take credit for your work, Fishy. Instead, step into that boss attitude and make sure that you lead with kindness but leave no doubt you’re doing the leading. Giving people a hand will be totally different than letting them put their boots on your back, my friend. You’ll rule this day while looking pretty amazing in your real or metaphorical boots.

  • Aquarius 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Today’s motto could be “do no harm but take no ish” for Aquarians. The energy will be powerful for getting stuff accomplished. Yay you! But someone else might try to steal credit for your work or try to take advantage of your winning nature. Understandably, this could rankle, but if you pull up your grownup pantaloons, you’ll likely be able to deal with this situation with charm, calm, and careful communication. So, slap on your game face, and remember that winning today won’t mean annihilating the competition; it’ll be the kindest option that shows off your leadership pizazz. Go get it, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… You want me to be a rug? In another life, perhaps. Cap, the vibe will be promoting chances for getting walked all over. Heck, people might not even realize they’re taking advantage of you. Even so, it’ll be important for you to be able to say no if something adds too much to your plate. A plate runneth over easily becomes a mess that nobody wants to clean up anyway. You can be firm and empathetic and still not have to play the part of someone’s rug. Helping others is important, but caring for yourself is more important. Doctor’s orders, Goat!

  • Sagittarius 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… You were born with bossy pants on, but that doesn’t mean you should go striding around in your birthday suit, Sag. Wait.. what? Still, this vibe could be super productive for you with a warm energy on the way in. The upside of the day could be crazy good progress on a project, but the downside might be having others take advantage of your can-do, will-do nature. Just because you work hard doesn’t mean everyone else should be hardly working. Just don’t lose your cool. Be direct but keep it moving because this day could be absolutely amazeballs!

  • Scorpio 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… My magic eight ball says that agreeing to extra work today will almost certainly result in a slow, withering death of a Scorpio’s soul. Okay, maybe that is a wee bit dramatic. The vibe will be brilliant for being productive and helpful, but could mean that giving people an inch will let them take a mile. It’s okay to have boundaries. It’s okay to need to say no. You’re doing your best (sometimes extra, and that’s GOOD). Stand your ground when a request is too much, Scorpio and be sure to weigh the pros and cons.

  • Libra 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Regrettably (fortunately?), I’m a no-Libra! As in, no thank you to the vibes. The energy today will promote chances for getting taken advantage of, especially coupled with the boost in drive to get stuff done. Remember, humanitarian Scales, that just because someone asks for help, it doesn’t mean you have to lay down and let them walk all over you. There’s being helpful and then there’s being used like an old rug. You know? Exercising boundaries will be important to overcome the energies. It really is okay to say no. The right people will understand. Anyone else just ain’t worth your effort anyway!

  • Virgo 5-8-23

    May 8, 2023… Smarty pants, sassy pants…nope — better go with the ones that mean business. Today’s vibe could have Virgins putting a professional foot (and pants) forward today. With these vibes, be wary of others trying to take credit for your hard work or taking advantage of your hardworking nature by not doing their part. Boss up, Virgo. You get to set the tone for the day by getting down to business and not taking any ish from anyone. Rock those bossy pants, boo.